soupysales
- In the end, kiddos, your Uncle Soupy just wants what everybody wants: to not die alone. That, and a rusty trombone from Phyllis McGuire.10:10 PM Mar 16th from web
- @thepeoplegeek Kid, I did rehab in '78. Woke up one night licking fermented sweat off Burt Convy's armpit and haven't missed a drink since.1:11 PM Feb 25th from web in reply to thepeoplegeek
- Did you kids catch me at the Oscar ceremony last Sunday? Neither did security! KAPOW!12:40 PM Feb 25th from web
- Happy 2009, kids! Uncle Soup's kickin' around for another year, which is six more than I can say for that prick Buddy Hackett.11:17 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
- @Krewell @TroyAker @thepeoplegeek They say great minds think alike. Maybe some of them can figure out what's wrong with you sick pups.4:36 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to Krewell
- Sad correction, kids: I'm told Ms MacRae is deceased. So (1) I got zero shot; and (2) some of you junior Sherlocks need to get laid. Pronto!3:45 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- @hmargulies Thanks for the appetizing image, pal. May your next chili dog be rubbed against by a syphilitic whore. That was one of Carson's.3:13 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to hmargulies
- BTW, just kidding about Meredith MacRae. She's still a beautiful, classy lady. Also, she doesn't read Twitter so I think I still got a shot.3:04 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- @JimmyRay_Purser Spent the day @ the VFW w/old Navy buddies, sharing gruesome war stories. Lotsa crying. Then I realized I was in a Denny's.2:53 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to JimmyRay_Purser
- Guess who housesat for me while I was in Vegas? Gavin MacLeod, of TV's "Love Boat"! Needless to say, my apartment now smells like dead hobo.2:08 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- Kids, a friendly FYI from your Uncle Soupy. Your Twitterrank and fifty cents'll get you a drunken handjob from Meredith McRae.1:51 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- @hmargulies Kid, I knew Bea Benaderet. Bea Benaderet was a friend. And you...could actually be Bea Benaderet, with more hair on your tits.2:07 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web in reply to hmargulies
- @bamboozlde Thanks for the latest from Mars, kid, but what's happening here on planet Earth?12:41 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web in reply to bamboozlde
- Holy cow what a crazy week! Me, Tim Conway, two juicy cocktail waitresses and a case of Chivas? Nuff said! So what's new in the world, kids?12:27 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web
- @Moeskido What they oughta bring is an ambulance. Johnny Mac's looking uglier than what I coughed up into my Ensure smoothie this morning!3:40 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web in reply to Moeskido
- Saw McCain on TV last night. I ain't seen a face like that since I woke up next to Jack Elam after a five-day bender at the Stardust. Yow!9:46 AM Sep 26th, 2008 from web
- You kids don't know hard times. In '49 when I started at WKRC, I was so poor I had to make soup out of Glenn Ryle's used dress socks. Salty!9:33 AM Sep 22nd, 2008 from web
- Joining me at Tao: my gal pal Shylah, who'll flash her bazoombas at the crowd, then scream "What the fuck you looking at, bitch?" Big laffs!6:52 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- Kids, don't miss my exciting show at Tao in Vegas Friday. I'll be out front telling the punk kid bouncer I'm SOUPY FUCKING SALES GOD DAMMIT.3:46 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- Sure, she's no Loni Anderson, but if you've never shtupped Charlotte Rae in an airplane john, you got nothin' to say...2:02 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from twhirl
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- Name Soupy Sales
- Location Van Nuys, CA
- Web http://www.imdb.c...
- Bio Used to be the biggest prick with the biggest show in town. Now all I got left is the prick.
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