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  1. Can’t keep a poker face at the table? Call us today and watch your winnings soar! #fb 8:47 AM Aug 25th from web
  2. The first rule of The Soul Storage Company is that you must tell all your friends about The Soul Storage Company #fb 2:22 PM Aug 21st from web
  3. Wanna be on a reality show? Make sure you call us first! #fb 8:31 AM Aug 20th from web
  4. Brilliance or blasphemy? http://bit.ly/iyPID #fb 8:21 AM Aug 18th from web
  5. August is hard for people in therapy. Don’t fret if your doctor is on vacation. Try extracting your soul for real results. #fb 8:01 AM Aug 16th from API
  6. Don’t believe the rumors of Dr. Flintstein caught canoodling with a Hollywood starlet. She’s just a client! #fb 10:15 AM Aug 15th from API
  7. Still unclear on how The Soul Storage Company can change your life? Watch our introductory video right now! http://bit.ly/AGX5S #fb 7:02 AM Aug 14th from API
  8. @lovecatcr @alcyndar win a sketch of the Soul Extractor, signed by actor Paul Giamatti & writer/director Sophie Barthes http://bit.ly/4ExmAA 8:56 AM Aug 12th from web
  9. Provide documentation that you have been unemployed for 3+ months and receive 50% off any service! First-time customers only. #fb 5:56 AM Aug 12th from API
  10. Don’t live in the New York City area? Take a virtual office tour of our facilities and see what you’re missing! http://bit.ly/bOy5U 2:57 PM Aug 11th from web
  11. Would you rather rent the soul of Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton? Discuss…. #fb 9:17 AM Aug 11th from API
  12. Tuesday Factoid:The world’s largest extracted soul weighed in at 37lbs and fills 3 separate containers. Oddly, it was from a 95lb woman. #fb 7:00 AM Aug 11th from API
  13. It’s never too early to start your holiday shopping. Soul Storage gift cards come in both blue/white or red/green. Shalom, Santa! #fb 3:11 PM Aug 10th from API
  14. Would you rather rent the soul of Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro? Discuss…. #fb 7:48 AM Aug 10th from API
  15. No, you can not extract and rent your pet’s soul. Don’t even ask. This might not be a regulated industry, but we do have ethics! #fb 1:45 PM Aug 9th from API
  16. Support our client Paul Giamatti in COLD SOULS in theatres today. And don't miss the chance to win original art on FB http://bit.ly/1arHHa 10:36 AM Aug 7th from web
  17. So sad about John Hughes. We've always wanted Ferris Bueller's soul. You? Would you be more into John Bender's soul? Samantha Baker? 7:36 PM Aug 6th from web
  18. Don’t believe the rumors of Dr. Flintstein caught canoodling with a Hollywood starlet. She’s just a client! #fb 2:00 PM Aug 6th from web
  19. Forget the chicken soup; just get rid of your soul! #fb 4:16 PM Aug 5th from API
  20. An ex-VP just called to schedule an appt. Was it rude to tell him that you actually NEED a soul to qualify for our services? #fb 10:13 AM Aug 5th from API