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@ForrestBlack Woo hoo! Congrats! #mysteriousbutawesome
@zappos That's awesome. Thanks for the heads-up on the free VIP program (and its minutes-away cutoff)!
@glamour_gamer Have fun stormin' the castle! Death to the Cavity Creeps!
@katekashman Incidentally, I just added some comment excerpting & a link to your Twitter acct to The Paycheck Chronicles. http://is.gd/9NVx
@TimIsHungry This has the makings of a promising Pushing Daisies episode. Or CSI.
@katekashman Nope, not at all. I think there's a direct relationship between Luddite-ness and propensity for !-overuse, & you're no Luddite.
@Shatter242 ONE BANG... TWO BANG... FIVE BANG... ("Three, sir.") THREE BANG...
@Mojo4Melo For some reason, the use of the triple-bang (!!!) always makes me imagine a Ritalin-starved 8-yr-old exclaiming the sentence. :-)
@bratting1000 It makes the baby Jesus cry. Baby Jeebus, too.
Wading thru other folks' bad HTML gives me a headache, esp. when it's surrounding content that overuses exclamation marks, LIKE THIS!!!
@soulcookie Why are there jackhammers a-hammering outside at 12-fucking-30 AM? WTF?
The characters of Arrested Development drawn Simpsons-style! http://is.gd/9zOa (OK, this makes up for that whole "bionic hearing aid" crap.)
@DNACowboy Yeah: It's not quite the same when you hear a bionic hip fracture. "ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-CRACK" #needlesslysnarky
Lee "Six Million Dollar Man" Majors on TV hawking his "Bionic Rechargeable Hearing Aid." Part of my childhood just died. http://is.gd/9zaV
NYT: Wal-Mart Employee Trampled to Death by Customers http://is.gd/9pKM Shoppers TORE DOWN THE DOORS to get in. "Fucked up" is insufficient.
I find myself liking the word "octothorpe" far more than my actual usage (i.e. nil) would suggest.
@thinkgeek Looks cool. When are they coming back in stock? #personalsoundtrackshirt
@MrTweet Has anyone yet done a Mr. Tweet song a la Homer Simpson's "Mr. Plow"?
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