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sososara

  1. My three man cleaning crew just took an unapproved Lego break.
  2. @mrshilaman And that is exactly why I need a new name for the position!
  3. @shaunbwilson We have had both of those vibes at various times. Maybe something with a Christian feel. Like "collector of heavenly jewels".
  4. What's a good replacement for "floater" to call a nursery volunteer that moves from room to room as needed?
  5. @portorikan Babies will surprise you. Never would have thought I would have a girl with blue eyes and straight blonde hair.
  6. I NEED A SWALLOW TATTOO.
  7. So what are you supposed to do when you get floss stuck between your teeth? Eat popcorn? Starburst?
  8. First meltdown of the day occurred when a certain little lady realized that her daddy does not get a summer vacation.
  9. @chadwilson1 But seriously...I snorted reading your response. Passed silent laugh and went straight to snort.
  10. @chadwilson1 One at a time is manageable. It is shopping in multiples of three that can be painful.
  11. I probably spend more time trying to fit more dishes into the dishwasher then it would take to wash the dishes by hand.
  12. Breaking news: keeping childrens clothes and fed is expensive.
  13. @portorikan We LOVED Dr. Steven Currieo! His nurses are fantastical!
  14. A grateful heart can trust God in the hurtful times. - Ann Voskamp
  15. @ladyforstall @chadwilson1 Khorts reminds me of skorts and causes flashbacks to an Assemblies of God childhood in the 90s.
  16. @ladyforstall @chadwilson1 Shakis FTW!
  17. Shorts made from jeans are jorts. What are shorts made from old khakis called? Because I think I just invented something.
  18. @MoMoTheMomO God bless the USA and 96 ounces of Diet Coke for 79 cents! And I salute refills for 49 cents!
  19. Making Pioneer Woman mac and cheese with whole wheat flour and pasta makes it marginally healthier but drastically grosser.