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  1. All right, kids for whom I used to babysit. Stop getting engaged & making me feel like a crusty old spinster at 28. I gave you cookies.
  2. Why couldn't this episode of Amazing Race have been preempted like all the others? These are the 6 most objectionable finalists ever.
  3. @ahsirt I like cats, so needless to say my heart just grew three sizes. Sadly, they grow and get all surly and develop horrible breath.
  4. Man, Nip/Tuck just gets dumber all the time.
  5. @totaldude Let's see... Soiled Little Filly and Nail Clinic? Those are my current favorites
  6. So $1000 Barnes and Noble gift cards exist. I probably don't know anyone who likes me one quarter that much.
  7. Every customer service rep I've talked to lately has asked about the weather where I live. Customer Service 2.0: The small talk says we care
  8. Having worked only 10 days over the past three weeks, I predict this week is going to blow. Although the paycheck will be much better.
  9. There is much de-stranging and be-normaling of PowerPoints going on in the land of Place-where-I-work. #fb
  10. So the brothers on Amazing Race have the unfortunate trait of both speaking exactly like Napoleon Dynamite. It's crazy-making.
  11. In case you were wondering Psycho IV? Worst movie ever made. Also, most hilarious. Poor Anthony Perkins.
  12. The difference in my soothing helpful phone voice & the string of curses I unleash just before I answer is dramatic at 4:55 on a Friday.
  13. getting there via DFW. HSV to DFW passengers are hella irritating.
  14. Finally through the slowest security check ever and on my way to CA
  15. Leaving for California in less than 10 hours. Should probably be packing. Still in denial about the logistics of flying at 6:50am.
  16. OK, now that we know that Levi Johnston approves of Joh Gosselin I think we can breathe a sigh of relief & MSNBC can stop covering them both
  17. Go ahead and add "Katebert" to the list of nicknames I've been called that I neither understand nor condone.
  18. The replays of Steve Spurrier freaking out and calling for a timeout are my very favorite moments of football season. Go Gamecocks!
  19. Maybe he just hates U2. I for one wouldn't blame him.
  20. Obama not going to Berlin for the anniversary of the Wall coming down. I suspect this will not quell the "He's a Nazi, he's a Nazi" hysteria