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SAND IN MY NYLONS. FRENCH CLASS CANCELLED. WANT 2 B HOME ALREADYZZ.
about 5 hours ago
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AT MY SCHOOL'S BEACH FOR SECTION, WEARING ALL BLACK. I LOOK LIKE A BEACH GOTH. THAT'S A WAVVES SONG, RITE? I'M SO HIP.
about 6 hours ago
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GOING TO WANDER AROUND CAMPUS LIKE JEANNE MOREAU IN ELEVATOR TO THE GALLOWS--SANS AWESOME MILES DAVIS SCORE, THOUGH.
about 7 hours ago
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I DON'T USE THE WORD GORGEOUS VERY OFTEN >>
about 8 hours ago
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HATIN', PT. II
about 9 hours ago
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Spent five minutes trying to figure out why my apartment smelled like vomit, then remembered my roommate just warmed up Spaghetti-Os.
about 19 hours ago
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bro money, bro problems.
3:56 PM Nov 24th
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RAPIDFIRE FACEBOOK IMS CONSISTING OF JUST "ODIE" "GARFIELD" + "JON"
8:23 PM Nov 23rd
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I asked my roomie "What's that one song where Kanye is bitching?" Is that specific enough?
7:42 PM Nov 23rd
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DAMNIT! WHY ISN'T DILLINGER IS DEAD ON DVD!? PROF WON'T LET ME WRITE MY ESSAY ON IT UNLESS I HAZ A COPY OF IT. "FML"
5:02 PM Nov 23rd
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"He majors in Abercrombie." "--With a minor in Fitch."
6:19 PM Nov 21st
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Q: What did the cab driver say to R2D2? A: "Where to, R2?"
11:48 PM Nov 20th
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"GAY HIPSTER COP."
12:38 PM Nov 20th
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Girl with a Simpson overbite, Frida Kahlo eyebrow/s, and orangutan hair.
11:04 AM Nov 20th
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MAKING THAT NOISE JABBERJAW MAKES. SO ATTRACTIVE. (NOT REALLY.)
10:12 PM Nov 19th
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"A LOTTA LIL WAYNE."
3:14 PM Nov 19th
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TOM JONES HOUR. SNAP YO FINGERS. HOW RIDICULOUS AM I? AND THE ANSWER IS VERY.
10:51 PM Nov 18th
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"You better find somebody to love." Is that a command, Grace Slick?
11:56 AM Nov 18th
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HASTA LA BAGEL, BAGEL.
7:36 PM Nov 15th
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SIMULTANEOUS BREL.
5:07 PM Nov 15th
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