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sonicdeath84

  1. I'm eggnogstic: uncertain of the existence of eggnog.
  2. My wrists stay iced up like the Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition of 1914
  3. I wonder if Texas is going to beat OU this weekend. Wait. That was last week? I really gotta get out from under dis rock, y'all.
  4. Home Depot: We got hoes in different area codes.
  5. The Infamous Potato Famine Game: drop it like it's hot! (Too soon, Ireland?)
  6. Fun with Rohypnol Tip #372: You CAN pick your friends' noses.
  7. Eddie Money's original lyrics: "I've got two ticks and a pair of lice." Dumb.
  8. (This space reserved for very interesting things)
  9. If we keep getting rain we're going to evolve backwards into proto-amphibians.
  10. @jpcolly "Throwing Bricks at Trains" Future of the Left
  11. Don't believe the tweets, the blogs, the chain emails, Fox News, or your grandma's friend of a friend: I am alive and not made of dog meat.
  12. I sometimes worry that I'm not being the best narcissist that I could possibly be.
  13. It has been said that Porky B. Oinkers was born under a bad swine.
  14. The hottest Twitter topics are currently "No God" and "Russian Roulette". Some peeps be tweetin' wit hell fiyah!
  15. It really grosses me out that Fergie opened up for Bono last night. *Shudders*
  16. I will be fighting off bear attacks in Southeastern Oklahoma all wknd. Ada: do your best to party well without me. Peace, d00dz!
  17. With all the current statuses about OU sucking and Texas sucking, I'm starting to wonder if all of my FB friends are from the class of '69
  18. Daily Poll: Should a literacy test be given before allowing someone to sign up for Twitter/Facebook?
  19. @itserikadawn Same to you, friend!
  20. Dear Thom Yorke: by having a song on the "New Moon" sndtrk you are actively participating in the dumbing down of our women. DO NOT WANT