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  1. I've got to get up at 7 tomorrow to dig a trench. Fuck me.
  2. Anyone with a fart app on their iPhone can die. The world doesn't need you.
  3. @sarahohmygod GOOD JOB, HELEN! WHOO!
  4. I'm about to watch the jerk: one of the greatest movies of all time
  5. @Newsychu what'd she say?
  6. Naps are great.
  7. @Newsychu she's a bitch. Go for it.
  8. Why am I not still sleeping? Fuck.
  9. @aldomcgee I revise my answer. Most people need dead. Some people are okay.
  10. @aldomcgee Some people need dead.
  11. @aldomcgee Revolver by the beatles
  12. I just bought my favorite album on vinyl. Win.
  13. @eatspaste yes. You equal chewy. Dumbass.
  14. @Schwami why were you talking to interns friend chewy?
  15. @kissmisskate it wont let me come back!
  16. @BRAD502 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRAD
  17. @bowlcutchris no, dont make it gay
  18. @bowlcutchris as long as you end up dead, i dont care by what means.
  19. @bowlcutchris Then move away from the water. Idiot.
  20. @BRAD502 where you guys at, nigga?