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  1. This is worksafe but totally lol wut-inducing. http://www.craftycrafty.tv/...
  2. @CupcakeGoth [wheeze] omg that website.
  3. @KSims What is your cat doing?
  4. Benadryl does NOT fuck around, kids.
  5. @antheia ...do I EVEN want to know?
  6. Oh for fuck's sake, California. Disappointing, to say the least.
  7. Lunch was sweet potato biscuits w/ honey butter bc I didn't feel like cooking again. Y'all *wish* y'all were at my house today.
  8. RT @antheia: @KSims Same reason people still try to leave you voicemail. So much this.
  9. @uschickens Pretentious vampire librarians? What?
  10. @antheia They got you hitting the ground at mach 1, eh?
  11. bougie dinner: brie, bread, sangria, and little bacon wrapped appetizers
  12. am too drunk to bake but sis brought home cake and more booze for my bday. VICTORY!
  13. Question for the internets: chocolate pound cake and sangria is an acceptable bday dinner, yes?
  14. @thewayoftheid Maaaan, if I haven't disowned her for half the shit she's done before now, this book ain't gonna cut it. Tempting, though.
  15. @antheia Am VERY glad I've not seen this. It might force me to drink. And I've already detailed the issues with getting booze today. Thanks!
  16. @antheia ...White Castle should NEVER have pulled pork. EVER. They are NOT a bbq joint, wth?
  17. While trying to buy booze, I get carded. Not surprised. Being told I look like I'm 15 with a fake id & almost getting id taken? Not. On.
  18. @thewayoftheid Clearly not at the bookstore. Also? My sister HAS a copy of this book! Why must I cry?
  19. @sparkymonster I'd say yes because it is six cakes worth of awesome. #twowholecakes
  20. @CA_Young and yet, both of those are STILL better than skullfuckery.