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Am at the mall. Send help.
@antheia Eh, probably?
@sparkymonster mmm, sloth. also, check yer email.
@cricketrodgers Yay for tips! Boo for pain.
@cricketrodgers What happened?
http://tinyurl.com/3z7nts The iPhone + porn = bff?
@sparkymonster sans bacon: the ultimate handicap.
@antheia You speak the truth.
@KSims You should try sending me phone pics again. This time of said fab outfit.
@antheia !!! at the entire situation.
@antheia Give her time, bb. Give her time.
@antheia Yeah, but we love her anyway. And if Julia's not brained her with a skillet yet, I guess we all can cope.
@antheia Yeah, it is. I can't even say I'd make rice or something for her anymore because I use chicken broth to make rice.
Also, cooking a pork shoulder roast. It's just Braisin' R Us up in here.
cellphone is being weird about receiving pictures. dammit.
@KSims Take dust baths like chinchillas? Be glad you still have bourbon?
Drinking chai and applying for still MORE jobs.
@thebubba omg bubba, teh intrawebsnet is b0rken!!! FIX IT!
Another tremor just now. Huh. Will keep an eye on the news.
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