some1s_sista
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@ Now I gotta go hear it.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to TequilaGuy275
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Decided to make like @ and demand a tushy rub from the hubs. He just rubbed his ass on my arm...not at all what I was going for.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Yes, hands, arms, feet...
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to TerriSueWho
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My kids are having a slapping contest. They're leaving marks but not bruises. Suppose I should stop this at some point. 2 more days of this?
about 7 hours ago
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Does anyone else smell that?
about 7 hours ago
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thanks to @ @ @ & @ You made my day! (You & the woman who thought defecating meant deprecating)
about 7 hours ago
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I've eaten so much turkey the last two days MY timer just popped up...no wait, that was my belly button.
about 7 hours ago
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Jim's convinced Lady Gaga is the untalented sibling of Marilyn Manson. After seeing her on Ellen 2day...I'm starting to see the resemblance.
about 10 hours ago
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@ Ha!
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to msdarkstar
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Also discovered...margarita works just as well as Afrin.
about 11 hours ago
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Oh God! Overheard from next booth at restaurant today:
"I just LOVE her self defecating sense of humor".
Margarita out the nose. Classic.
about 11 hours ago
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Can you have a relapse of a turkey coma...or are the margarita's just wearing off?
about 11 hours ago
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this weeks twitterbelle list, which seems to be different week to week, but ALL GOOD!!!
about 11 hours ago
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sneaks up on me again Dagnabit! Here's who I star the most according to favstar All Great!
about 11 hours ago
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I am NOT thankful for broken bathroom doors @ said restaurant that lock u in...yes,that racket was me :@
about 12 hours ago
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Im thankful for steak burritos & margaritas the day after Tday
about 12 hours ago
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Intro'ing 11 & 15 to the JOY that is Ferris. I once rec'd the Ferris Beuller Award 4 Most Likely 2 Skip Class...this they do not need 2 know
1:56 PM Nov 26th
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Turkey coma setting innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
12:34 PM Nov 26th
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Thanksgiving mishap #2: 11yo & hubs are upset with me for squishing up the cranberry sauce instead of leaving it in the shape of the can. 8\
12:14 PM Nov 26th
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@ Use a baggie and cut the tip off the corner...a spoon works just as well too! I was just trying to be fancy *fail*
9:10 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to mikey_moon
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- Name Not a p0rn bot
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- Bio Mom to 4, wife to 1. Aside from being blonde, Donna Reed and I have nothing in common. Well, maybe the drinking. No, wait. She wasn't blonde.
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