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  1. @TequilaGuy275 Now I gotta go hear it.
  2. Decided to make like @HerCuteness and demand a tushy rub from the hubs. He just rubbed his ass on my arm...not at all what I was going for.
  3. @TerriSueWho Yes, hands, arms, feet...
  4. My kids are having a slapping contest. They're leaving marks but not bruises. Suppose I should stop this at some point. 2 more days of this?
  5. Does anyone else smell that?
  6. #FF thanks to @chiclet_ @gtcivil @blondhousewife & @myohmy2boys You made my day! (You & the woman who thought defecating meant deprecating)
  7. I've eaten so much turkey the last two days MY timer just popped up...no wait, that was my belly button.
  8. Jim's convinced Lady Gaga is the untalented sibling of Marilyn Manson. After seeing her on Ellen 2day...I'm starting to see the resemblance.
  9. @msdarkstar Ha!
  10. Also discovered...margarita works just as well as Afrin.
  11. Oh God! Overheard from next booth at restaurant today: "I just LOVE her self defecating sense of humor". Margarita out the nose. Classic.
  12. Can you have a relapse of a turkey coma...or are the margarita's just wearing off?
  13. #FF this weeks twitterbelle list, which seems to be different week to week, but ALL GOOD!!! http://www.twitterbelle.com...
  14. #FF sneaks up on me again Dagnabit! Here's who I star the most according to favstar http://bit.ly/14bssk All Great!
  15. I am NOT thankful for broken bathroom doors @ said restaurant that lock u in...yes,that racket was me :@
  16. Im thankful for steak burritos & margaritas the day after Tday
  17. Intro'ing 11 & 15 to the JOY that is Ferris. I once rec'd the Ferris Beuller Award 4 Most Likely 2 Skip Class...this they do not need 2 know
  18. Turkey coma setting innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  19. Thanksgiving mishap #2: 11yo & hubs are upset with me for squishing up the cranberry sauce instead of leaving it in the shape of the can. 8\
  20. @mikey_moon Use a baggie and cut the tip off the corner...a spoon works just as well too! I was just trying to be fancy *fail*