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  1. Mister, i think i could fit my hand through your plugs. How long did it take to stretch out your ear lobes so much? about 8 hours ago from txt
  2. For christmas i want to want nothing. But so far i'm not getting that. about 9 hours ago from txt
  3. @jnoh dear jeff for christmas, i want watermelons, sweet potato fries, and a sloppy joe! 3:22 PM Dec 19th from web
  4. "i can't just go to school wearing regular jeans. They have to be skinny!" -boy at nordstroms. 4:25 PM Dec 12th from txt
  5. For a white elephant gift exchange one year i brought a George Foreman Grill and left with a box of Spam. Success or failure? 1:38 PM Dec 12th from web
  6. the element of SURPRISE is overrated. i only say this because i can't surprise people. unless of course it begins to smell..like... 8:04 PM Dec 10th from web
  7. @jnoh NO MORE POPEYE'S. 12:24 AM Dec 10th from web
  8. sHoUt OUt tO Ma hOMiE jEnnY Um wHErE YoU at WhErE yOu aT. (i used to type like that back when i was a gangster). 12:44 PM Dec 9th from web
  9. who likes oatmeal? my mom says, "i do!" here you go, mom. http://www.oatmealforabuck.com/ 2:15 PM Dec 8th from web
  10. If i were some part of a car i think i'd be a windshield wiper. 3:31 PM Dec 7th from txt
  11. @marcusim :) @jnoh and i thank you for your kind words that you wrote yourself on your htc droid at jack in the box while having a meeting. 1:44 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to marcusim
  12. oops @christinaugglee it doesn't have an e at the end. Come home i'll bake you cookies and read you dr. seuss books. 4:03 PM Dec 3rd from txt
  13. sin is anti-social. it makes me obsessed with me. 10:24 PM Nov 29th from web
  14. I'm going to take pictures with santa this year! ! ! 2:19 PM Nov 28th from txt
  15. except when they're wrong. 5:45 PM Nov 26th from web
  16. turkeypalooza for lunch, kalbijjim for dinner. wearing a vneck backwards because my mom told me it's better that way & moms are always right 5:40 PM Nov 26th from web
  17. when we got to the top of the mountain, my dad yelled YA-HO!! then did a little dance/pranced around. --how i know he's my dad. 10:48 AM Nov 21st from txt
  18. Currently there are 6,961,222,602 people in this world. 12:29 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. Be a good passer, but don't forget to shoot. 8:09 PM Nov 18th from txt
  20. a pick-up line: hi there, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ----- enough to break the ice. WOOOP! there it is. 9:55 PM Nov 14th from web