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  1. White whine: I didn't get to try what was supposed to be the best falafel joint in Paris because of shomer fucking shabbos.
  2. Not to hate but please do not let me be seated near that gaggle of French youths.
  3. It's the principle Joanne! I've worked for 20 years in catering! I'm not even in France yet and I'm being treated badly!
  4. Oh goodie! The loudest most egregiously American woman is apparently on my flight and I can guarantee you she'll be sitting next to/on me.
  5. @thebeve DUDE. What happened?? I'm sad just reading this.
  6. My driver is on two cell phones at once. This really IS a super shuttle!
  7. @thebeve See? I told you I was being irrational! Still sorry though. We're totes doing moody's in august - come prepared.
  8. I have no dollars with which to tip my driver - just Danish kroner and euros. What a bougie-ass fail.
  9. I'm going to stash my dirty underwear in the outside pocket of my checked luggage, so as to deter thieves. Unless they're underwear thieves.
  10. My dad picked me up from the airport in his z4. The good life starts now!!
  11. I've got to get my hands on an mp3 of that "I'm Alive!" song from The Last Unicorn. I'm going to make it my new ringtone.
  12. I love how I just checked in for my flight tomorrow while boarding flight just now.
  13. I think I'm going to go ahead and have two bagels for lunch today.
  14. @thebeve DUDE! Can't believe I'm tweeting this but: I'm sorry I was stank about your bf. I was just sad I only got to see you that night.
  15. Dreamed that I sprayed computer cleaner held over a lighter into a cute guy's face at a Mexican wedding. He'd started it though.
  16. I guess it's a bad idea to make "What's this got to do with jacking off?" my email signature. But I'll probably do it anyway.
  17. Eating unwashed cherries is one of those mistakes I apparently make over and over.
  18. I simply cannot respect anyone who wears flip flops when it's raining out. That's disgusting.
  19. @stephenfalk That site is basically the opposite of the Internet - it's driving me batfuck insane to know it's out there, full of secrets.
  20. @taraariano please don't make me beg for another O+ recap of all this.