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  1. White whine: I didn't get to try what was supposed to be the best falafel joint in Paris because of shomer fucking shabbos.11:45 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
  2. Not to hate but please do not let me be seated near that gaggle of French youths.1:56 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  3. It's the principle Joanne! I've worked for 20 years in catering! I'm not even in France yet and I'm being treated badly!1:22 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  4. Oh goodie! The loudest most egregiously American woman is apparently on my flight and I can guarantee you she'll be sitting next to/on me.12:55 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  5. @thebeve DUDE. What happened?? I'm sad just reading this.12:11 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to thebeve
  6. My driver is on two cell phones at once. This really IS a super shuttle!10:54 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  7. @thebeve See? I told you I was being irrational! Still sorry though. We're totes doing moody's in august - come prepared.10:48 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to thebeve
  8. I have no dollars with which to tip my driver - just Danish kroner and euros. What a bougie-ass fail.10:47 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  9. I'm going to stash my dirty underwear in the outside pocket of my checked luggage, so as to deter thieves. Unless they're underwear thieves.5:38 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  10. My dad picked me up from the airport in his z4. The good life starts now!!6:20 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  11. I've got to get my hands on an mp3 of that "I'm Alive!" song from The Last Unicorn. I'm going to make it my new ringtone.6:14 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  12. I love how I just checked in for my flight tomorrow while boarding flight just now.3:40 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  13. I think I'm going to go ahead and have two bagels for lunch today.11:29 AM Jul 9th from web
  14. @thebeve DUDE! Can't believe I'm tweeting this but: I'm sorry I was stank about your bf. I was just sad I only got to see you that night.10:07 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to thebeve
  15. Dreamed that I sprayed computer cleaner held over a lighter into a cute guy's face at a Mexican wedding. He'd started it though.4:17 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  16. I guess it's a bad idea to make "What's this got to do with jacking off?" my email signature. But I'll probably do it anyway.7:44 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  17. Eating unwashed cherries is one of those mistakes I apparently make over and over.11:11 AM Jul 8th from web
  18. I simply cannot respect anyone who wears flip flops when it's raining out. That's disgusting.6:24 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  19. @stephenfalk That site is basically the opposite of the Internet - it's driving me batfuck insane to know it's out there, full of secrets.9:04 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to stephenfalk
  20. @taraariano please don't make me beg for another O+ recap of all this.6:41 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to taraariano
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