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  1. @pfunder Better than "utilizing."
  2. Would I like Madmen?
  3. Goal accomplished; @pfunder defeated.
  4. A separated couple tenderly departing -"I think I'm going to go back to my apartment. Happy Thanksgiving." "Ok, I'll be texting you later."
  5. @natnicol I haven't read it! Let me know how it is,
  6. @pfunder Clearly she hasn't watched enough Sesame Street.
  7. I can safely say that no one else I know spent their night super gluing their earrings back together after they were run over by a car.
  8. I think the cover of the books I read look like a "Please sit next to me and speak loudly!" sign.
  9. Goal: Finish this before Monday http://bit.ly/4LIZRK
  10. Disappointed that Amazon's "door buster deals" do not include books.
  11. Lost an earring this morning in the parking lot. I know it's there, but goof luck finding it.
  12. Listen to good music. Please. ♫ FF=66 - Jawbox http://lala.com/zVLP
  13. ☂ Surely, you don't know what this means.
  14. @indialoiselle Listen to Crowpath and Pig Destroyer.
  15. @WesDomon Yeah, I'm actually in the beta.
  16. YOU CAN RIGHT-CLICK WITH MACS! It's true. I swear. And no, it isn't new.
  17. I'm not sure where my life is when I feel sated by finally having my own cubical.
  18. I just found out that my voicemail has not been working for the last three months. I hope that explains something.
  19. Also, how does no one know what an "ear hat" is?
  20. I just got insultingly called a "fixie hipster" by a Target employee.