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  1. RT @MikeWhitaker: "All you can do, is all you can do, and all you can do, is enough." -- Art Williams 11:54 PM Dec 20th from web
  2. Great jobs for lazy people # 203. Third string NFL quarterback. Drawbacks? Only the occasional splinter from clipboard toting. 11:51 PM Dec 20th from web
  3. rt @YoungMommy "is it too late to take a nap? " No way! It is never too late to take a nap. I even like to take a nap after breakfast. 11:45 PM Dec 20th from web
  4. How long does it take to make figgy pudding? I have some very demanding carolers at my house. 11:43 PM Dec 20th from web
  5. To avoid the same problem the Detroit Tigers are going to change their name to the Michigan Tigers. 2:15 PM Dec 11th from web
  6. Gatorade announced Tuesday it's dropping its Tiger Woods sports drink called Tiger Focus. The name has taken on a negative association. 2:14 PM Dec 11th from web
  7. What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's. 1:54 PM Dec 11th from web
  8. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle 9:23 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. -- Groucho Marx 6:37 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. Kanye keeps typing stuff about Beyonce in my "What are you doing screen." 6:24 PM Sep 21st from web
  11. Seen on a cardboard sign held by a panhandler: Ninjas kidnapped my family, Need $$$ for Karate Lessons. 6:21 PM Sep 21st from web
  12. If it isn't too taxing, please check this out. http://bit.ly/17vRwI 6:19 PM Sep 21st from web
  13. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.~Steven Wright http://bit.ly/uU3qm 11:36 AM Aug 25th from web
  14. I never like to drink coffee on the job because then I toss and turn at my desk all day. ~Gladys Coudy http://lazylike.us/ 7:57 AM Jul 14th from web
  15. Forget multi-tasking. Try your hand at "hardly-tasking." http://lazylike.us/work/hardly-tasking 10:12 AM Jul 8th from web
  16. My favorite MJ moment: When Michael did the duet with Bing Crosby on Hee Haw. 10:13 AM Jul 6th from web
  17. @jakks "out of respect...i shall use moonwalking as my mode of transportation for today"~ I tried this too but trampled the UPS man, oops 7:36 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to jakks
  18. “Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things” R.Heinlein http://bit.ly/8NbqV 7:30 AM Jun 26th from web
  19. Are you lazy? Take the quiz, if you can muster up the energy. http://bit.ly/Z7oIb 7:40 AM Jun 24th from web
  20. Too lazy to sign your own autographs. You may be in luck! http://bit.ly/19DoMB 6:16 AM Jun 23rd from web