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  1. Hey @MrMcGibblets, tickle this. 11:42 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  2. @ColeAbaius Close enough. Oh, and we reserved you your very own table. For six. A table for six. People. At which u can sit. Table. Six(6). 11:41 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter in reply to ColeAbaius
  3. @ColeAbaius bitch. u making an appearance next saturday or what? 2:05 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. Hey, Barbie Carpenter, class is in session. http://sodallas.blogspot.com/ 11:05 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. Lee Harvey's bitch http://myloc.me/1DxWT 8:39 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  6. NEW POST: My take on Dallas Divas & Daughters. And you guessed it-I was as sweet & objective as ever. http://sodallas.blogspot.com #dallas 10:36 PM Nov 3rd from web
  7. I'd have to guess these hookers came about as close to attending UT as their dates did to an STD-free weekend. http://tinyurl.com/yh7c528 8:23 PM Nov 3rd from web
  8. Either Border's has the single worst targeting formula on the planet, or the wittiest. Email I just rcvd: "40% Off New Joel Osteen...& More" 10:58 PM Nov 2nd from UberTwitter
  9. “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde 10:25 PM Oct 27th from web
  10. @ColeAbaius Our different views really make our friendship special. Example 1: My "I love life" quotes are usually followed by "I'm wasted." 3:34 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to ColeAbaius
  11. Spearmint Rhino contradicts this theory RT @hiypo #GenY compensation debate: Why isn't Gen Y Motivated by money? http://tinyurl.com/ylcln55 3:27 PM Oct 27th from web
  12. The life of a famous syndicated radio personality is hard. RT @gordonkeith: so if i go to sleep right now, i'll get three hours... 10:57 PM Oct 26th from UberTwitter
  13. @ColeAbaius thus my halloween costume choice this yr. Or maybe I'll make fiance wear it & I'll go as a GPS http://www.tinyurl.com/blow... 9:30 PM Oct 14th from UberTwitter in reply to ColeAbaius
  14. @txnewsprincess Well fuck. My empty bottle of pinot noir tells me you are wrong. Every day is Friday. Every day. 9:16 PM Oct 14th from UberTwitter in reply to txnewsprincess
  15. @ColeAbaius offfff course you are. Just like I'm giving a blow job to a Blow Pop at 7th and James. Sheesh. Do we look that naïve? 9:14 PM Oct 14th from UberTwitter in reply to ColeAbaius
  16. Sunday night mambo taxis are a bad idea... You're welcome, Mythbusters. 10:32 PM Oct 11th from UberTwitter
  17. @txnewsprincess Dare U post-lunch 2 head toward Baylor's campus and yell, while passing the dorms, "Stick it in her ass." Baptists <3 that. 12:59 PM Oct 3rd from UberTwitter in reply to txnewsprincess
  18. Slip Inn. Keep it classy, Dallas. Keep it classy. 11:33 PM Oct 2nd from UberTwitter
  19. Thank God - finally trading out my shame for cheap liquor at The Loon... This could be bad. 6:36 PM Sep 25th from UberTwitter
  20. 3 hours later... Still at Primo's. Three hours later... Still in the local celebrity shame box. 6:05 PM Sep 25th from UberTwitter
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