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  1. NEW POST: My take on Dallas Divas & Daughters. And you guessed it-I was as sweet & objective as ever. http://sodallas.blogspot.com #dallas
  2. I'd have to guess these hookers came about as close to attending UT as their dates did to an STD-free weekend. http://tinyurl.com/yh7c528
  3. Either Border's has the single worst targeting formula on the planet, or the wittiest. Email I just rcvd: "40% Off New Joel Osteen...& More"
  4. “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde
  5. @ColeAbaius Our different views really make our friendship special. Example 1: My "I love life" quotes are usually followed by "I'm wasted."
  6. Spearmint Rhino contradicts this theory RT @hiypo #GenY compensation debate: Why isn't Gen Y Motivated by money? http://tinyurl.com/ylcln55
  7. The life of a famous syndicated radio personality is hard. RT @gordonkeith: so if i go to sleep right now, i'll get three hours...
  8. @ColeAbaius thus my halloween costume choice this yr. Or maybe I'll make fiance wear it & I'll go as a GPS http://www.tinyurl.com/blow...
  9. @txnewsprincess Well fuck. My empty bottle of pinot noir tells me you are wrong. Every day is Friday. Every day.
  10. @ColeAbaius offfff course you are. Just like I'm giving a blow job to a Blow Pop at 7th and James. Sheesh. Do we look that naïve?
  11. Sunday night mambo taxis are a bad idea... You're welcome, Mythbusters.
  12. @txnewsprincess Dare U post-lunch 2 head toward Baylor's campus and yell, while passing the dorms, "Stick it in her ass." Baptists <3 that.
  13. Slip Inn. Keep it classy, Dallas. Keep it classy.
  14. Thank God - finally trading out my shame for cheap liquor at The Loon... This could be bad.
  15. 3 hours later... Still at Primo's. Three hours later... Still in the local celebrity shame box.
  16. Just realized I rcntly drew a cartoon w/ Jesus chastising Randy Turner re: Oak Cliff. I'm going 2 hell in a bobsled http://twitpic.com/i0w4g
  17. http://twitpic.com/i0w4g - It's not easy to pull a fast one on Jesus... even if you're Randall Turner.
  18. $100,000 here and there, also known as FIFTY PERCENT, bitch. New post here: http://sodallas.blogspot.com/
  19. Hello tequila.
  20. Buffman, OHHH YEAAHHH.