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accepting steak in all forms available be they gravy filled or an actual cow or in chewy bits or what have you FLEXIBLE PLANS AVAILABLE11 minutes agofrom API
aww yeah getting the neck rub and the back rub and the tummy rub and HEY WHAT IS THIS MYSTERIOUS THING ATTACKING MY STOMACH CLAW CLAWabout 11 hours agofrom API
LOOK THIS SLIGHTLY AGAPE MOUTH ISN'T GOING TO STUFF ITSELF FULL OF SUSHI TUNA waiting waitingabout 19 hours agofrom API
CHAIR LEG LOVE YOU SO MUCH table leg doesn't have to know THIS WILL BE OUR SECRET as long as the rug keeps quiet if it knows what's good4:14 AM Jul 9thfrom API
OH MY GOODNESS THE THINKGEEK WHATEVER HAS ARMED PENNY http://bit.ly/pennyarmy WHAT WERE YOU PEOPLE THINKING aaaaaaaa oh well hiding6:51 PM Jul 8thfrom web
OH THANK YOU SUN PATCH all my solar-powered batteries were getting low WARM WARM WARM WARM WOO HOO TOPPED OFF5:33 PM Jul 8thfrom API
looking eyes narrowing HEY THERE CAT INTERLOPER THREE BACKYARDS DOWN YEAH YOU BUDDY DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING CLOSER hiss hiss sheesh11:07 AM Jul 8thfrom API
EVENING VISIT / MOON LIGHTS MY WAY TO RELIEF / GAH LITTER IS COLD3:48 AM Jul 8thfrom API
let me check catquest for directions ah here we are TAKE THE DINING ROOM THRU-WAY AND MEET ME AT THE INTERSECTION OF MY FACE AND THIS BOWL5:47 PM Jul 7thfrom API
SETTLING IN FOR A WHILE WITH A GREAT GAME OF MOUSETRAP what do you mean dice and pieces3:53 AM Jul 7thfrom API
HOLD ON I HAVE TO TAKE THIS ONE hey there ball of dust what's shaking5:58 PM Jul 6thfrom API
EXCELLENT ANSWER I would have also accepted "here is an entire tuna to live inside and eat" and "why yes I have a vat of cream"10:28 AM Jul 6thfrom API
27 HIT COMBO ON THIS CATNIP SNAKE oh here we go stoned bonus4:47 AM Jul 6thfrom API
NEED A UNIVERSAL RESOURCE LOCATOR FOR MY MEALS catfood://catvania/kitchen/bowl/kibble and so on SOMEONE CALL THE W3C5:54 PM Jul 5thfrom API
SORRY THIS HALF OF THE HOUSE IS TAKEN go downstairs or outside or whatever it is you do when not feeding me BRING BACK A TOY10:28 AM Jul 5thfrom API
NOT MY FAULT THIS VASE HAS NO BACKUP you should have read up on the mean time between socks WE WERE DUE4:10 AM Jul 5thfrom API
I HEREBY DECLARE THIS "SOCKS ROOM THAT SITS BETWEEN SOCKS ROOM THAT HAS FOOD AND SOCKS ROOM THAT HAS BED" socks-food-bed pass for short6:23 PM Jul 4thfrom API
HAPPY 4TH EVERYBODY still confused though there's only one socks not four HEY WHAT WAS THAT BOOM OUTSIDE WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THIS IS FUN11:16 AM Jul 4thfrom web
I WAS TOLD THAT IN THE NIGHT I WOULD BE VISITED BY THREE SQUIRRELS WHO WOULD SHOW ME THE TRUE MEANING OF DINNERTIME been waiting a while10:53 AM Jul 4thfrom API
