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sockington

  1. KIND OF HUNGRY but the dish has to be fifty or sixty feet away I THINK I BETTER ORDER IN heard it's 20 seconds or less or my kibble is free
  2. eeeeoooowwwweeeoowwwwwwwwwww THIS JUST PROVES WHAT I THINK WE ALL KNEW I am the chris colfer of cats eeeoowwweeeowwwwwwweeeeeeeee
  3. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK TODAY hope that's panning out HOLDING UP MY SIDE OF THE BARGAIN note no "accidental" tripping
  4. zzzzzzz WHAT WUHUH what's that overturned cushions messed up books unusual office mess MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE GREY DIABLO he walks by night
  5. WOO @SOCKELGANGER IS ASLEEP once again I turn into my secret identity THE GREY DIABLO CREEPS IN THE NIGHT FIGHTING EVIL evil where are you
  6. IF YOU CAN SNATCH THIS KIBBLE FROM MY PAWS GRASSHOPPER YOU WILL munch munch munch munch munch munch munch burp SORRY LESSON OVER
  7. OH WOW TWITTER IS BACK UP was down for days while I was sleeping in a closet AT LEAST I ASSUME YOU ALL WERE WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN
  8. THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP is sockington in your cup WHAT HUH WOAH not my fault cup was sitting on one of my favorite tables YOU KNEW THIS
  9. OH GO AWAY TOTALLY UNINTERESTED IN WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY hey come back OH IT'S YOU AGAIN make with the leaving HEY COME BACK
  10. OH GO AWAY TOTALLY UNINTERESTED IN WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY hey come back OH IT'S YOU AGAIN make with the leaving HEY COME BACK
  11. WHAT'S THAT DO I HAVE ANYBODY SPECIAL IN MY LIFE NO NOT AT ALL shhh coffee table leg that's our little secret
  12. WELCOME TO BREWER newest member of socks army http://twitpic.com/2fcitd AND HEARTFELT GOODBYE TO FRANKIE 22 awesome years with @bluechefk
  13. CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS COUCH wait I'm a cat HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THE HALF-SIZE COUCH WITH NO INLAID FOOD BOWL
  14. OBVIOUSLY WITH THE CLOSE OF MY POLITICAL CAREER I NEED TO WORK ON MEMOIRS check them out WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S DUST stop you're wrecking it
  15. AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH you shorted me one kibble KIBBLE THIEF I sentence you to drop thirty kibbles COURT IS ADJOURNED
  16. I AM RETIRING FROM THE STRESS OF CAT POLITICS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FAMILY but here's my endorsement http://bit.ly/bBkxeF
  17. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE JUST GOTTEN OFF THE PHONE WITH MARU no stop booing
  18. LAST AND FINAL PUSH SOCKS ARMY I need fifty of you to win http://bit.ly/aEMVqA
  19. IT IS TOUCH AND GO AT THE SOCKINGTON VS MARU CAT FIGHT this may need to be settled in florida HURRAH I LOVE FLORIDA it has mice
  20. OH NO I AM LOSING THE CAT FIGHT socks army please help me win round 3 http://bit.ly/duFHoC YOU KNOW I'M AWFUL AT BEGGING BECAUSE I AM A CAT