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KIND OF HUNGRY but the dish has to be fifty or sixty feet away I THINK I BETTER ORDER IN heard it's 20 seconds or less or my kibble is free
12:58 PM Sep 1st
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eeeeoooowwwweeeoowwwwwwwwwww THIS JUST PROVES WHAT I THINK WE ALL KNEW I am the chris colfer of cats eeeoowwweeeowwwwwwweeeeeeeee
1:00 PM Aug 31st
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK TODAY hope that's panning out HOLDING UP MY SIDE OF THE BARGAIN note no "accidental" tripping
4:18 AM Aug 30th
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zzzzzzz WHAT WUHUH what's that overturned cushions messed up books unusual office mess MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE GREY DIABLO he walks by night
2:51 PM Aug 26th
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WOO @ IS ASLEEP once again I turn into my secret identity THE GREY DIABLO CREEPS IN THE NIGHT FIGHTING EVIL evil where are you
10:18 PM Aug 25th
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IF YOU CAN SNATCH THIS KIBBLE FROM MY PAWS GRASSHOPPER YOU WILL munch munch munch munch munch munch munch burp SORRY LESSON OVER
4:10 AM Aug 24th
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OH WOW TWITTER IS BACK UP was down for days while I was sleeping in a closet AT LEAST I ASSUME YOU ALL WERE WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN
2:16 AM Aug 24th
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THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP is sockington in your cup WHAT HUH WOAH not my fault cup was sitting on one of my favorite tables YOU KNEW THIS
9:03 AM Aug 20th
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OH GO AWAY TOTALLY UNINTERESTED IN WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY hey come back OH IT'S YOU AGAIN make with the leaving HEY COME BACK
4:12 PM Aug 19th
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OH GO AWAY TOTALLY UNINTERESTED IN WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY hey come back OH IT'S YOU AGAIN make with the leaving HEY COME BACK
12:27 PM Aug 18th
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WHAT'S THAT DO I HAVE ANYBODY SPECIAL IN MY LIFE NO NOT AT ALL shhh coffee table leg that's our little secret
3:22 AM Aug 18th
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WELCOME TO BREWER newest member of socks army AND HEARTFELT GOODBYE TO FRANKIE 22 awesome years with @
2:12 PM Aug 16th
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CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS COUCH wait I'm a cat HEY WHAT'S UP WITH THE HALF-SIZE COUCH WITH NO INLAID FOOD BOWL
10:02 AM Aug 16th
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OBVIOUSLY WITH THE CLOSE OF MY POLITICAL CAREER I NEED TO WORK ON MEMOIRS check them out WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S DUST stop you're wrecking it
2:11 PM Aug 13th
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AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH you shorted me one kibble KIBBLE THIEF I sentence you to drop thirty kibbles COURT IS ADJOURNED
2:44 PM Aug 12th
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I AM RETIRING FROM THE STRESS OF CAT POLITICS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FAMILY but here's my endorsement
12:59 PM Aug 11th
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE JUST GOTTEN OFF THE PHONE WITH MARU no stop booing
12:08 AM Aug 11th
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LAST AND FINAL PUSH SOCKS ARMY I need fifty of you to win
9:57 PM Aug 10th
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IT IS TOUCH AND GO AT THE SOCKINGTON VS MARU CAT FIGHT this may need to be settled in florida HURRAH I LOVE FLORIDA it has mice
9:26 PM Aug 10th
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OH NO I AM LOSING THE CAT FIGHT socks army please help me win round 3 YOU KNOW I'M AWFUL AT BEGGING BECAUSE I AM A CAT
7:46 PM Aug 10th
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