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  1. Curling up in my house on my couch watching The Goonies. Bliss.
  2. Backed into a corner. I now have a pale almond crack...
  3. @rebturtle just what u r thinking. Uncomfortable!
  4. But i dont wanna be in the stirrups!
  5. Some guy just fell in my lap and felt me up. Accidentally,0f course
  6. Someone just peed herself! And announced it to the house! Awesome
  7. BAB price reduction at www.bubblycreations.com! All bars now $4.95! Yay!
  8. dear coworker, if you want something laminated, please don't point to the vinyl cutter and ask for stuff, it only confuses me. thanks.
  9. Quote of the night: i cant breathe in here im gonna aaaahhh!!
  10. At least i'm exhaling minty instead of meatloaf. Mostly
  11. Pff. Its not that much blood
  12. Quote of the night: you're gonna break my cankles!
  13. Color me red. I just ran into a wall.might b bleeding
  14. I am a remarkable purple cow!!!
  15. Quote of the day: I don't know, would you want a discount whore?
  16. First scream of the night!
  17. I walked thru the spider room and now they're stuck in my hair
  18. I realized when I got cold that I have been running around in my underwear since I first noticed the crab infestation
  19. My crabs had an infestation but they are much better now. I, on the other hand, feel itchy.
  20. I hate it when I am conflicted.