soNOTcool
- Earlier today, I realized that I'd also been pronouncing Cillian's name wrong. If only his last name was Killmaster. Cillian Killmaster.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
- I was just watching a show and found out that I've been pronouncing my cat's Swedish name incorrectly. Now remedied, Tryggve.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @smarshmallow Thanks for following while you did.about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
- RT @trx0x: i once created a voicemail outgoing message w/ the three tones & voice saying the number dialed was incorrect. stopped all callsabout 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @trx0x OMFG. Thank you for the idea. I love it.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to trx0x
- I finally figured out how to set my landline phone to *greeting only* & my greeting makes it sound like phone is broke. Hallefuckinglujah.about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
- I would like to kidnap Cillian Murphy, put him in a cage, and keep him to myself.about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
- I hate IE8. And, if you mention Firefox I'll poke your eyes out with hot metal skewers.about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Remember "This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain with two slices of toast and a side of bacon"?about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Clarification: *I* am not looking for teenage boys that can polka. Unless they are at least 18. Then, sure.about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @Ihatetunnels I'm scared of tunnels. Claustrophobia. Sometimes I have scary dreams about them.about 18 hours ago from TinyTwitter
- I have a temporally-impossible crush on Oliver Stone. See, SEE: http://bit.ly/htVxC9:38 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- I love Ihatetunnels. RT @Ihatetunnels: Faaantastic. A tunnel. I hate tunnels.7:59 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- Not any more humid than usual (76%), yet I'm totally under water. I do not like swimming on any literal or metaphorical level.7:52 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- I did not know that Jamie <3 Oliver's children are named: Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, and Petal Blossom Rainbow. I want to squeeze him.9:13 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- Oh, sweet nostalgia. Our village is having a polka fest in three weeks. I. Love. Polka. So does X. Now to find teenage boys that can polka.7:52 AM Jul 9th from TinyTwitter
- The squatters have finally left the sandbar.7:42 AM Jul 9th from TinyTwitter
- I have cobwebs in my throat. LITERALLY.4:34 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- Melon. Collie.11:59 AM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- Read somewhere that is lost to me now, but holds true: I don't have an attitude problem. Maybe it's the problem that's causing my attitude.11:49 AM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
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- Name soNOTcool
- Location Wisconsin
- Web http://www.jodian...
- Bio Obscure excellence, domestic with a twist, serendipity, June Cleaver, Dorothy Parker. I am so NOT cool.
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