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  1. My bed is a FART-FREE ZONE. How many of you can say that? Yeah, thought so.
  2. RT @stephenfry: I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.
  3. At home - on conference call - on speaker phone. Inadvertently farted. <mute> WHEW! That was close. And a little fun.
  4. @kellyoxford oh... thanks for that. As of now I'm officially allergic to eggs. ;-P
  5. Oh like that's a big secret. WGAF? RT @secrettweet: 60151 I'm one of the biggest rockstars in the world... And I am gay! http://j.mp/7X08T2
  6. @kellyoxford He didn't actually say that. Did he??
  7. THIS, I believe. RT @xrayedman: Twitter is partially funded by the American Psychiatric Assn. as a place to attract and collect nuts.
  8. "In my world, there is nothing more entertaining than a twisted mind. " ~@Beviekins LUV IT.
  9. RT @NoPantsOn: it's all in the words ♫ http://blip.fm/~hbmk3
  10. The rooster is dead? He can't be dead! Oh, here comes those 7 stages of grief again - though I never make it past 4. #thankyoutextism
  11. Boss 'threatened' to buy life-sized blowup Santa sitting in a chair - for the office. My squeals of delight were not anticipated it seems.
  12. Imma just gonna sit back and retweet the shit out of Sunday because ya'all are way funnier than I feel today. #FML
  13. RT @christaland: I was expecting more hockey players and less gay figure skaters. Story of my life.
  14. RT @ChiNurse: This whole day is turning into a spinach cupcake.
  15. RT @ChiNurse: Twitter is way cheaper and more convenient than therapy.
  16. I need an appt too! RT @sarkastickunt: Ben and Jerry are my therapists and they just wrote me a prescription for a little pint of happiness.
  17. The novelty of life has worn off... maybe I just really hate waking up.
  18. Wasted away and I didn't even make it to Margaritaville - barely made it to Sunday.
  19. Secret Ninja Thoughts: When you know you're thinking about something but fuck if you know what it is.
  20. RT @smuttysteff: As a Vancouverite looking forward to 2010 Olympics, these shots of the Oly Flame's travels are AMAZING, thanks, @nep! h ...