snyd
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My bed is a FART-FREE ZONE.
How many of you can say that?
Yeah, thought so.
about 5 hours ago
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RT @: I now accept that it is looking increasingly likely that Tiger Woods is, in fact, straight.
about 17 hours ago
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At home - on conference call - on speaker phone. Inadvertently farted.
<mute>
WHEW! That was close.
And a little fun.
about 20 hours ago
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@ oh... thanks for that. As of now I'm officially allergic to eggs. ;-P
11:18 PM Dec 6th
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Oh like that's a big secret. WGAF?
RT @: 60151 I'm one of the biggest rockstars in the world... And I am gay!
11:11 PM Dec 6th
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@ He didn't actually say that. Did he??
11:08 PM Dec 6th
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THIS, I believe. RT @: Twitter is partially funded by the American Psychiatric Assn. as a place to attract and collect nuts.
2:32 PM Dec 6th
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"In my world, there is nothing more entertaining than a twisted mind. " ~@
LUV IT.
2:11 PM Dec 6th
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RT @: it's all in the words ♫
1:48 PM Dec 6th
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The rooster is dead? He can't be dead!
Oh, here comes those 7 stages of grief again - though I never make it past 4.
1:38 PM Dec 6th
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Boss 'threatened' to buy life-sized blowup Santa sitting in a chair - for the office.
My squeals of delight were not anticipated it seems.
1:07 PM Dec 6th
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Imma just gonna sit back and retweet the shit out of Sunday because ya'all are way funnier than I feel today.
12:56 PM Dec 6th
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RT @: I was expecting more hockey players and less gay figure skaters. Story of my life.
12:54 PM Dec 6th
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RT @: This whole day is turning into a spinach cupcake.
12:47 PM Dec 6th
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RT @: Twitter is way cheaper and more convenient than therapy.
12:44 PM Dec 6th
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I need an appt too! RT @: Ben and Jerry are my therapists and they just wrote me a prescription for a little pint of happiness.
12:39 PM Dec 6th
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The novelty of life has worn off... maybe I just really hate waking up.
12:34 PM Dec 6th
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Wasted away and I didn't even make it to Margaritaville - barely made it to Sunday.
12:30 PM Dec 6th
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Secret Ninja Thoughts:
When you know you're thinking about something but fuck if you know what it is.
2:57 AM Dec 6th
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RT @: As a Vancouverite looking forward to 2010 Olympics, these shots of the Oly Flame's travels are AMAZING, thanks, @! h
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9:10 PM Dec 5th
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- Name snyd
- Location BC Canada
- Bio I need chocolate or I need a man... but I need one of them every day at three o'clock.
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