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  1. @joannacez sounds like Jessica had the same kind of PSYCH labor I experienced my first time around. Happy waiting.....
  2. RT @LOD Qui-Gon Jinn Blossoms. Jar-Jar Kinks. Moby-won Kenobi. Han Jovi. Earth, Windu & Fire. #starwarsbandnames
  3. RT @AinsleyofAttack: I meant it as a compliment when I told my boyfriend that, when naked, he resembles a unicorn doing a handstand.
  4. Owls with Italian accents. Old Warner Bros cartoons are such a mind fuck!
  5. @joannacez Amen to that with a little de la Montanya Pinot noir.
  6. The Secret Life of Beef #cowfilms
  7. Lost In Rumination #cowfilms
  8. @joannacez My favorite: Seabrisket.
  9. Phew. Dog fart does not = air freshener.
  10. Dude, your balls are totally sewn on tight. You can let go and they won't even roll away.
  11. @joannacez Awww. We should all have your problems.
  12. @finslippy Fa-lap ballchange, shu-FULL ballchange, shuffle HEEL, shuffle HEEL! If you can say it you can tap it.
  13. @sub_english the jury is still out! See previous tweet.
  14. ..... and the girlfriend is keeping him on a VERY short leash. Calling and texting REALLY often.
  15. Two months into high school and the boy has a girlfriend.
  16. Came home to find the cat tossing her own salad on the roof for all the neighbors to see.
  17. RT @hotdogsladies A diabetes of teens waddles by, ladled like warm sausage gravy into a corduroy cricket of hella giant clown pants.
  18. pRT @Phyllisstein Another icy Chicago autumn. Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of shrunkballs. about
  19. @dooce I feel your SHINGLES pain. Currently I am covered w/ poison oak blisters.
  20. @sub_english the lemon meringue mask comes highly recommended.