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  1. @joannacez sounds like Jessica had the same kind of PSYCH labor I experienced my first time around. Happy waiting..... 6:41 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  2. RT @LOD Qui-Gon Jinn Blossoms. Jar-Jar Kinks. Moby-won Kenobi. Han Jovi. Earth, Windu & Fire. #starwarsbandnames 12:10 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
  3. RT @AinsleyofAttack: I meant it as a compliment when I told my boyfriend that, when naked, he resembles a unicorn doing a handstand. 5:48 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. Owls with Italian accents. Old Warner Bros cartoons are such a mind fuck! 6:19 PM Nov 14th from mobile web
  5. @joannacez Amen to that with a little de la Montanya Pinot noir. 8:44 PM Nov 12th from mobile web
  6. The Secret Life of Beef #cowfilms 5:57 PM Nov 4th from web
  7. Lost In Rumination #cowfilms 5:54 PM Nov 4th from mobile web
  8. @joannacez My favorite: Seabrisket. 12:07 PM Nov 4th from mobile web
  9. Phew. Dog fart does not = air freshener. 8:01 PM Nov 1st from mobile web
  10. Dude, your balls are totally sewn on tight. You can let go and they won't even roll away. 6:27 PM Nov 1st from mobile web
  11. @joannacez Awww. We should all have your problems. 7:39 PM Oct 20th from mobile web
  12. @finslippy Fa-lap ballchange, shu-FULL ballchange, shuffle HEEL, shuffle HEEL! If you can say it you can tap it. 8:14 PM Oct 6th from web
  13. @sub_english the jury is still out! See previous tweet. 8:12 PM Oct 6th from web
  14. ..... and the girlfriend is keeping him on a VERY short leash. Calling and texting REALLY often. 8:11 PM Oct 6th from web
  15. Two months into high school and the boy has a girlfriend. 6:33 PM Oct 6th from mobile web
  16. Came home to find the cat tossing her own salad on the roof for all the neighbors to see. 6:47 PM Oct 4th from mobile web
  17. RT @hotdogsladies A diabetes of teens waddles by, ladled like warm sausage gravy into a corduroy cricket of hella giant clown pants. 4:08 PM Oct 4th from mobile web
  18. pRT @Phyllisstein Another icy Chicago autumn. Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of shrunkballs. about 11:43 AM Sep 30th from mobile web
  19. @dooce I feel your SHINGLES pain. Currently I am covered w/ poison oak blisters. 6:51 PM Sep 22nd from mobile web
  20. @sub_english the lemon meringue mask comes highly recommended. 8:38 PM Sep 18th from mobile web