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  1. @THE_REAL_QUINN only if you mean your face is funnier than mine - because it is
  2. @THE_REAL_QUINN double dork dork (you)
  3. note to self - protip for summer: carrying SPF50 in your backpack is not as effective as applying sunscreen to your pasty skin
  4. OMFG, is Twitter even worth the time I spend blocking spammers on here?
  5. @BetsyYates @Alexandrialeigh had my nose pierced for a while and have to report no boogers out the side
  6. @adena hey... is that a trick question?
  7. factoid of the day: old people LOVE love love my kid's neon green hair. weird.
  8. WTF??? How is Billy Mays dead?
  9. allergies or a cold? Who knows? Either way, I feel like fried ass in a can
  10. wtf is up with all the twitter spammers lately? If I have to block one more "check out my sexy pics" account, I'll hurt someone
  11. @derumi once you fell into in a fat coma from the deliciousness, you wouldn't care about the pain. trufax.
  12. The addition of bacon and/or avocado to anything makes it exponentially better. It's just a fact.
  13. I have no concept of time or days - I think unemployment is a form of sensory deprivation
  14. even if Subway wasn't gross, I wouldn't eat there because their commercials bug the hell out of me
  15. LAKERS!!!!!
  16. @solarpowerspork I'm adding you on facebook even though I hate it and rarely log on
  17. @derumi I actually thought she took her spanking pretty well and was appropriately apologetic
  18. @LaurenCooper it looks like she's being invaded by a miniature yak
  19. w00t Lakers!!!!!! Derek Fisher is a rock star tonight!
  20. @derumi you have to admit that this is amusing so far (but we'll review the fun level on Wednesday or Thursday)