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  1. One guy on a new Harley and three driving new convertibles, all middle-age. It would suck having your midlife crisis in a recession. 1:52 PM Aug 21st from Tweetie
  2. Annie just introduced me to "AS USALLY." Something great is going to happen. I can smell it. And cheesesteak. Maybe that's my great thing. 5:52 PM Aug 17th from Tweetie
  3. Two cups of coffee and a popsicle, and the freaking Thermos couldn't manage to keep ONE thing the right temperature. 2:24 PM Jul 11th from web
  4. Her: What kind of dinosaur was the baby on Dinosaurs. Me: A Pain-In-The-Ass. [pause] Asaurus. 8:08 AM Jul 10th from web
  5. I have some sort of twitter performance anxiety. I can't get my tweet up because I'm afraid it won't be as big as @shoesonwrong's. 9:11 PM Jun 14th from web
  6. Doing dishes is nothing at all like playing Left 4 Dead. 10:57 AM Jun 7th from web
  7. @shoesonwrong Don't worry, I'm sure they'll patch it soon and she'll go back to being a succubus. 9:57 PM Jun 6th from web
  8. During a meeting, I tried to go to my happy place. That can't be my happy place. My happy place doesn't smell like farts. Fucking coworkers. 3:07 PM Jun 1st from web
  9. I tried to put away dishes, but was unable to decipher @shoesonwrong's organizational system. I've got three bowls and a ladle leftover. 5:37 PM May 29th from web
  10. I had a meeting scheduled with my boss, which he missed because he totaled his car. I knew he didn't want to have that meeting. 9:47 AM May 29th from web
  11. @shoesonwrong Your leg fell off and someone on The Twitter called dibs before me? Are you freaking kidding me? 9:46 AM May 29th from web
  12. Her: You never admit it when I'm right. Me: You're right. Her: FUCK YOU. 6:58 PM May 24th from web
  13. The fat feline just tripped me, causing me to land softly on the bed and bounce a little bit, like Snuggles the Bear falling into laundry. 11:52 AM May 22nd from web
  14. It's cute how project managers set deadlines in their stern voice. 1:05 PM May 21st from web
  15. I'm feeling nostalgic about computer science classes. Is that a sign of mental illness? 2:54 PM May 20th from web
  16. Me: [15 minutes of explanation later] "So that's why the joke was funny." Her: "It wasn't funny then and it not funny now." 9:04 PM May 19th from web
  • Name Ryan
  • Location Detroit
  • Bio Programmer, married to @shoesonwrong, snorer of epic proportions. Or so I'm told.
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