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  1. Make that cosplayers, roller derby girls and Wonderwall streaming from an urban clothing store.
  2. Oh, the cosplayers are out. Isn't that cute.
  3. @gordonbonnar What's that for, an ounce of morphine? That seems ridiculously expensive.
  4. @ladylovewell ...if I were a girl, I'd have enough lingerie to choke a burlesque horse.
  5. @ladylovewell Five levels of presentability, from "meeting new people" down to "ain't nobody gonna see me with pants off today"...
  6. Repairing socks. Fun fact: I choose underwear based on the state of my social calendar. #thingsyoudidnotneedtoknow
  7. The problem with perfect shower music is that you run the risk of dancing. Ah, safety's overrated...
  8. Alright. Time for a Very Questionable Breakfast.
  9. @gordonbonnar Thus was born the Twitter Narcotics Exchange...
  10. Does Ballroom Blitz mean I should get up, or that I should dance? Wait... dancing in bed doesn't work so well...
  11. @gordonbonnar How about a Louisville Slugger? Can you do a convincing zombie imitation? It makes it easier to aim.
  12. @gordonbonnar All I have is Naproxen, but I could pick up some clove oil and give you a temporary filling.
  13. Debating getting up. I suppose there are necessary things to do...
  14. Going to bed... and delenda a carthago!
  15. Wow. Looks like I'm not making it back out tonight. So much wine. So much tofu. So close to closing time. So far from downtown.
  16. @gordonbonnar Same here. The sentiment's nice, but the aesthetics are jarring.
  17. @ladylovewell Ah. I hope you got at least eighteen out of twenty. I'll tell you where I work later, then. Blood type's A-
  18. @VRockalily Hey, poetry's my schtick!
  19. @krisjoseph @ladylovewell That IS a lot of sand...
  20. @ladylovewell I found your mother delightful! I hope I didn't make a bad impression. And I'm not old.