snlpenelope
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when I was born I was a cartoon and I can turn invisible soo.
12:45 PM Apr 23rd
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I used to be a puppet, I was on Fraggle Rock.
11:56 PM Apr 21st
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READ OUT LOUD: I am we Todd did. I am we Todd did. I am Sofa King we Todd did!
10:37 AM Apr 2nd
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my cat was my child I was pregnant with my cat... I gave birth to it sooo- had my cat baby in the hospital and I had my cat baby shower soo
10:21 PM Mar 7th
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Benjamin Button was based on me, I'm 70 years old so- I'm gonna die an Old Lady Baby...
9:15 PM Mar 6th
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I dated Tony the Tiger- I broke up with him.
6:43 PM Mar 5th
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My panick attack is having a panick attack so- it's called a Panick-Anic Attack.
7:16 PM Mar 4th
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I was born a cartoon
9:48 AM Mar 4th
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I have sixty cousins that live in space and other dimsensions, um --, and, um, I invented kayaks, and I invented the streets, so -- um --
11:11 PM Mar 3rd
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I have six babies now, who spoke forty-four languages before they came out of my stomach, um -- and, uh -- I can fly, so --
10:58 PM Mar 3rd
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My house is a Macadamia nut Sooo...My front door's a big Almond Sooo...Its probably better than your house is...It's Saltier Soooo...
2:33 PM Mar 1st
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I have 99 speeding tickets Sooo...I was speeding so fast I broke the sound barrier soooo, drove to the future soooo...
2:30 PM Mar 1st
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- Name SNL Penelope
- Bio I was the first person on twitter soo..just a little quicker than you soo- ahead of the times soo...
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