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  1. Will whoever took my purple pen please return it. Scared of retribution? Feel free to leave it at the designated drop-off point. Be scared. 5:06 AM Sep 24th from Birdhouse
  2. Don't ever allow a ninja kitten to nibble on your catnip-sprinkled cornflakes. Related: anyone know how to sew a severed finger back on? 7:10 AM Sep 23rd from Birdhouse
  3. So. Catnip. Smoke it, snort it or sprinkle it on my cornflakes? I'm asking for my exhaustion. 5:43 AM Sep 23rd from Birdhouse
  4. @baileygenine Oh dear. I'm trying to stay awake but can't. hey, why don't we swap lives for the day: I can be awake & you can sleep. 4:39 AM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to baileygenine
  5. Et tu, bootay? 8:46 AM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
  6. The crippling paranoia is coming from INSIDE the mind. Oh, wait. No, it's coming from you people. WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 1:36 PM Sep 19th from Birdhouse
  7. @sween "I sween it". There. Fixed it for you. 1:25 PM Sep 19th from Birdfeed in reply to sween
  8. @ange_black As long as you let me know if you'd like me to trip over anything. Chair legs, tree roots, hobos. I have a wide repertoire. 5:30 AM Sep 16th from TweetDeck in reply to ange_black
  9. After a review of my skills & experience it seems the work I'm most suited to is rodeo clown. Or airline pilot. Confused? My boss sure is. 2:03 PM Sep 15th from Birdhouse
  10. 404 ERROR: HAND-EYE COORDINATION NOT FOUND. The coffee you tried to drink has ended up in your lap. Maybe you should fuck off back to bed. 4:57 AM Sep 14th from TweetDeck
  11. Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep at my desk, Boss. Yes, it's 11:05am here in the UK, but you know I prefer to work to Alaskan time on Mondays. 3:06 AM Sep 14th from TweetDeck
  12. Know what this field needs less of? Spiders & bugs & beetles. Oh wait. Ow. What's that? OK, replace 'this field' with 'my knickers'. 7:50 AM Sep 9th from Birdhouse
  13. Does this 'lying fully-clothed on a freezing, windswept, pebbly beach, drinking tea out of a thermos' make me look English? 9:19 AM Sep 5th from Birdhouse
  14. Boss, don't look at me oddly. You've seen *lots* of women put a bowl over one boob to check the fit. OK it was me lots of times, but still. 5:34 AM Sep 4th from Birdhouse
  15. Why can't we Brits have chocolate-dispensing iPhones like those the Americans are getting on Sept 25th? Yes, the updated ones. With M&Ms. 1:25 PM Sep 3rd from Birdhouse
  16. I love the hell of *facepalm* in the morning. 8:44 AM Sep 3rd from Birdhouse
  17. I just dropped my earphones into my coffee. Am fully expecting The Pixies & Bob Marley & to sound rich, dark, smooth & Italian from now on. 4:39 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck
  18. I only went and wrote a motherflippin' blog post as well today. Dunno what's come over me: http://bit.ly/3bUigy 4:18 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck
  19. @yhf You made me my very own hashtag..? SQUEEE!!! 3:02 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to yhf
  20. @here_comes_B Cool, thanks for that. I thought it might be 'Serif Olde Printed Lettres'. 2:42 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to here_comes_B