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  1. Black Friday. Otherwise known as 'Shopping With Extreme Prejudice'.
  2. No. Thank YOU.
  3. I'm cold. When I'm cold I get grumpy. When I'm grumpy I hate cute things. Anyone got two kittens I can rub together to start a fire?
  4. @lifeserial HAPPY BIRFDAY! Remember to get cake all over your chin. Oh and on your nose. That's the sign of a *really* good birfday.
  5. Nice weather for ducks. And by 'ducks' I mean 'The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse'.
  6. @westvillagedyke Hey thanks, dude! Nice, innit?
  7. Today is sponsored by the words 'monsoon', 'WTF', 'raining cats & dogs' & 'someone get me a dry pair of jeans please'.
  8. @ange_black Did someone say "Jam Monkey party"?
  9. I AM TWEETING, GUYS.
  10. @giromide SPOILERALERT!
  11. Guys, guys! A thing happened! You know: a THING. A kind of thing with a book type of a thing: http://bit.ly/2MmJM8
  12. @frostinglickr Yeah, I thought people would notice my nakedness, but no, they're all like 'She's forgotten one earring, ha ha, idiot!'
  13. Leaving the house wearing only one huge silver hoop earring makes me look an a) rebel b) pirate c) forgetful bloody idiot? Take your time.
  14. I make slipping in the mud and landing on my arse look as easy as slipping in the mud and landing on my arse.
  15. It's rather difficult to ignore the elephant in the room when it's just crapped all over your couch.
  16. I like to call a spade a spade but the bloody thing never answers me back. Maybe it prefers being called a rude dickhead instead.
  17. @secretsquirrel Pics or it didn't happ...oh, wait.
  18. Dunno what you're trying to tell me by 'Have this fat-free yoghurt for brunch' but you're going to find it a lot harder without any teeth.
  19. @idvssuperego You sound more unraged to me. Or maybe even downraged.
  20. I haz a @arjunbasu in teh pub ha ha beetches. http://yfrog.com/149ecqj