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  1. I declare chocolate & eggs to be fruit. It follows that Cadbury's Mini Eggs count towards my recommended 5-a-day. My logic is undeniable. 3:45 AM Feb 5th from Brizzly
  2. @debihope Not at all. As long as we can have Sphincter Saturday, that is. 3:12 AM Feb 5th from Brizzly in reply to debihope
  3. @westvillagedyke I am indeed a tiny owl. Here you go: http://bit.ly/bjLWnR 8:58 AM Feb 4th from Brizzly in reply to westvillagedyke
  4. You can take the girl out of South London but you can’t take the South London out of the girl. Because she’ll cut you & steal your wallet. 4:23 AM Feb 3rd from Brizzly
  5. Of course I'm enjoying the smell of the carpet. And I'd enjoy it more if I could shove the rollerskate you left lying around up your arse. 12:55 PM Feb 2nd from Tweetie
  6. Happy birthday @Tony_D! I bought you a flying car from the UK/the future but I rather fancy it myself & hey, get your own, you freeloader. 9:15 AM Jan 29th from Tweetie
  7. Happy birthday @OneSmallFire, have a great one lovely woman! 6:46 AM Jan 28th from Tweetie in reply to OneSmallFire
  8. @Clarko Nice one. I'm looking forward to the feature-length documentary: "See this is what happens when the Internet drinks too much sake". 12:32 AM Jan 26th from Tweetie in reply to Clarko
  9. @yowhatsthehaps There better be video of you lot doing karaoke or there will be hell to pay. Or audio. OK, maybe just a souvenir mug. 11:29 PM Jan 25th from Tweetie in reply to yowhatsthehaps
  10. I've dragged my feet up & down this corridor in Munich airport 9 times now. Am planning on billing them for my floor polishing services. 10:46 AM Jan 25th from Tweetie
  11. Looks like they have a new game at San Francisco airport. It's called Cavity Search. Sounds like fun. I wonder if I'll win anything. 7:02 PM Jan 24th from Tweetie
  12. @KuraFire That Irish coffee and I made a real connection. I miss it already. 5:51 PM Jan 24th from Tweetie in reply to KuraFire
  13. Happy birthday, @heatherwis! Your jetpack from the UK in the future is in the mail. *Was* in the mail. Will be in the ma..wait. What? 7:41 AM Jan 18th from Brizzly
  14. 'Aries: You can't escape reality by leaving for a parallel universe'. Well I got into this shredder bin OK. You try finding me now, reality! 6:47 AM Jan 18th from Brizzly
  15. @sween You could be whiter than that. You could call him 'Most Definitely'. 4:28 AM Jan 13th from Brizzly in reply to sween
  16. Heavy snow today means staying at home doing nice things. Like reading, napping or...no YOU'RE already drunkenly mixing cocktails at midday. 4:41 AM Jan 6th from Tweetie
  17. Hey, happy birthday @CranberryPerson. My special gift for you is this, my first tweet in 3 weeks! No, *you're* a bloody limey skinflint! 5:20 AM Jan 4th from Brizzly
  18. Yes, I hit the phone, yelling 'IS THIS THING ON YET?' on a teleconference with The Big Boss. No, I've not had enough coffee yet. Your point? 1:52 AM Dec 15th, 2009 from Brizzly
  19. Happy birthday from the future @biorhythmist. I got you a flying car but I crashed it. Sorry. 1:32 AM Dec 14th, 2009 from Brizzly
  20. Americans sure like their Mr characters: Mister Ed, Mr Whippy. What's the difference? Oh, and who put this horse shit in my snow cone? 12:44 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from Birdhouse