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  1. Black Friday. Otherwise known as 'Shopping With Extreme Prejudice'. about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. No. Thank YOU. 8:24 AM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  3. I'm cold. When I'm cold I get grumpy. When I'm grumpy I hate cute things. Anyone got two kittens I can rub together to start a fire? 5:13 AM Nov 25th from Birdhouse
  4. @lifeserial HAPPY BIRFDAY! Remember to get cake all over your chin. Oh and on your nose. That's the sign of a *really* good birfday. 7:40 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to lifeserial
  5. Nice weather for ducks. And by 'ducks' I mean 'The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse'. 5:23 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  6. @westvillagedyke Hey thanks, dude! Nice, innit? 5:17 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to westvillagedyke
  7. Today is sponsored by the words 'monsoon', 'WTF', 'raining cats & dogs' & 'someone get me a dry pair of jeans please'. 2:05 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  8. @ange_black Did someone say "Jam Monkey party"? 8:47 AM Nov 19th from Brizzly in reply to ange_black
  9. I AM TWEETING, GUYS. 1:22 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  10. @giromide SPOILERALERT! 7:56 AM Nov 17th from Brizzly in reply to giromide
  11. Guys, guys! A thing happened! You know: a THING. A kind of thing with a book type of a thing: http://bit.ly/2MmJM8 7:46 AM Nov 17th from Power Twitter
  12. @frostinglickr Yeah, I thought people would notice my nakedness, but no, they're all like 'She's forgotten one earring, ha ha, idiot!' 4:14 AM Nov 17th from Brizzly in reply to frostinglickr
  13. Leaving the house wearing only one huge silver hoop earring makes me look an a) rebel b) pirate c) forgetful bloody idiot? Take your time. 3:16 AM Nov 17th from Birdhouse
  14. I make slipping in the mud and landing on my arse look as easy as slipping in the mud and landing on my arse. 7:19 AM Nov 11th from Birdhouse
  15. It's rather difficult to ignore the elephant in the room when it's just crapped all over your couch. 8:50 AM Nov 9th from Brizzly
  16. I like to call a spade a spade but the bloody thing never answers me back. Maybe it prefers being called a rude dickhead instead. 6:03 AM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  17. @secretsquirrel Pics or it didn't happ...oh, wait. 3:29 AM Nov 9th from Brizzly in reply to secretsquirrel
  18. Dunno what you're trying to tell me by 'Have this fat-free yoghurt for brunch' but you're going to find it a lot harder without any teeth. 3:15 AM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  19. @idvssuperego You sound more unraged to me. Or maybe even downraged. 12:36 AM Nov 6th from Power Twitter in reply to idvssuperego
  20. I haz a @arjunbasu in teh pub ha ha beetches. http://yfrog.com/149ecqj 12:23 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie