sniffyjenkins
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I declare chocolate & eggs to be fruit. It follows that Cadbury's Mini Eggs count towards my recommended 5-a-day. My logic is undeniable.
3:45 AM Feb 5th
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@ Not at all. As long as we can have Sphincter Saturday, that is.
3:12 AM Feb 5th
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in reply to debihope
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@ I am indeed a tiny owl. Here you go:
8:58 AM Feb 4th
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in reply to westvillagedyke
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You can take the girl out of South London but you can’t take the South London out of the girl. Because she’ll cut you & steal your wallet.
4:23 AM Feb 3rd
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Of course I'm enjoying the smell of the carpet.
And I'd enjoy it more if I could shove the rollerskate you left lying around up your arse.
12:55 PM Feb 2nd
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Happy birthday @! I bought you a flying car from the UK/the future but I rather fancy it myself & hey, get your own, you freeloader.
9:15 AM Jan 29th
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Happy birthday @, have a great one lovely woman!
6:46 AM Jan 28th
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in reply to OneSmallFire
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@ Nice one. I'm looking forward to the feature-length documentary: "See this is what happens when the Internet drinks too much sake".
12:32 AM Jan 26th
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in reply to Clarko
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@ There better be video of you lot doing karaoke or there will be hell to pay. Or audio. OK, maybe just a souvenir mug.
11:29 PM Jan 25th
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in reply to yowhatsthehaps
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I've dragged my feet up & down this corridor in Munich airport 9 times now. Am planning on billing them for my floor polishing services.
10:46 AM Jan 25th
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Looks like they have a new game at San Francisco airport.
It's called Cavity Search.
Sounds like fun. I wonder if I'll win anything.
7:02 PM Jan 24th
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@ That Irish coffee and I made a real connection. I miss it already.
5:51 PM Jan 24th
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in reply to KuraFire
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Happy birthday, @! Your jetpack from the UK in the future is in the mail. *Was* in the mail. Will be in the ma..wait. What?
7:41 AM Jan 18th
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'Aries: You can't escape reality by leaving for a parallel universe'. Well I got into this shredder bin OK. You try finding me now, reality!
6:47 AM Jan 18th
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@ You could be whiter than that. You could call him 'Most Definitely'.
4:28 AM Jan 13th
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in reply to sween
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Heavy snow today means staying at home doing nice things. Like reading, napping or...no YOU'RE already drunkenly mixing cocktails at midday.
4:41 AM Jan 6th
from Tweetie
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Hey, happy birthday @. My special gift for you is this, my first tweet in 3 weeks!
No, *you're* a bloody limey skinflint!
5:20 AM Jan 4th
from Brizzly
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Yes, I hit the phone, yelling 'IS THIS THING ON YET?' on a teleconference with The Big Boss. No, I've not had enough coffee yet. Your point?
1:52 AM Dec 15th, 2009
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Happy birthday from the future @. I got you a flying car but I crashed it. Sorry.
1:32 AM Dec 14th, 2009
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Americans sure like their Mr characters: Mister Ed, Mr Whippy.
What's the difference?
Oh, and who put this horse shit in my snow cone?
12:44 PM Dec 7th, 2009
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