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snarkymomof4

  1. If that sleep number bed is so great how come Lindsay Wagner looks so damn tired in the commercials?
  2. I'm having a Kiss my Ass type of a day today.
  3. It really pisses me off when people try and infringe on my right to free speech...ahem, free snark....
  4. Thank you to everyone who has sent up prayers for my dad. His condition has improved tremendously since this afternoon. Thank you.
  5. Do you think a Snickers bar and a Dr. Pepper make a nutritious lunch? No? Shut up.
  6. I laughed. She left. The end.
  7. My neighbor just spent 45 minutes telling me how wonderful it is to homeschool and harping on me to do it too...
  8. Half a freakin tree fell on our hot tub earlier and crushed the lid like a tin can....only about $600 to replace it. Sigh...
  9. Stupid frickin frackin flippin storms! Enough damnit, enough. A huge limb just hit my house....again! ENOUGH!
  10. Big Storms=Tornados Tornados=No power and limited cell phone service This sucks.
  11. Do they make SPF 545? Based on the alarming shade of red I see in the mirror, I'm going to need more than SPF 50.
  12. The next kid to say they are bored is cleaning the toilets with a toothbrush. We just spent THREE hours at the friggin pool. Take a NAP!
  13. why does The Baby fall asleep exactly 6 minutes before we have to leave to get The Girl from preschool? Why?
  14. Oh man, it's 8:30am on the 1st day of summer vacation.....is it August yet??
  15. Or just click on the follow me on twitter link over there -----> on the sidebar where it says Tweet Me.
  16. Okay, figured out the problem. It should work now if you search for snarky mom of 4 with the spaces. I'm an idiot.
  17. why are some of you not able to find me on twitter? Damnit, I knew it couldn't be that easy.
  18. Wipeout is the funniest show ever! I love big balls...
  19. Hey ass monkey, if you can't drive more than 20 mph while talking on ur phone, HANG IT THE HELL UP and get out of my damn way. Thank you!
  20. If you say you're coming to drop off something at 3pm, freakin show up on time! I stayed home from the pool to wait for you moron!