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  1. Thought it must be time to change the furnace filter. Been waking up with headaches. Looked at the reminder sticker and it said 12/6. Yep.
  2. @christinapatac Yes, they do! Since R is 3 he could either go into the nursery or to a camp thing. They give you a buzzer if kid acts up.
  3. Dang, customer service rep. If I say cancel my friggin' order, don't cross-examine me - just do it (and ship stuff faster next time).
  4. Shouldn't have had all those oatmeal cookies.
  5. @christinapatac we're taking a 4-night Disney Bahamas cruise in late February and are about to plop down a wad a cash. Kids cruise free!
  6. @christinapatac probably some time after the holiday! Working on freelance stuff to make some loot for our cruise.
  7. I want potato salad.
  8. Watching Scott prune the Christmas tree. Srsly.
  9. @christinapatac damn it, you can't be teasing us with tweets with no backstory!
  10. I understand now why my grandmother hated cats.
  11. Gonna need to lay down somewhere...preferably in a place where a cat won't follow.
  12. In our next house small children will not have front bedrooms. Kid has figured out that if he bangs on the window someone will get up.
  13. I think my hair had a growth spurt. It's too big to put in a baseball cap.
  14. @SarcasticMomLC no snow here in central NC, either.
  15. Rosco has been closing heat vents in here. No wonder the brrr factor has been so high.
  16. Watching the documentary "Pageant" which is too freaking funny (although it probably isn't supposed to be).
  17. Damn. My "What to Expect the Toddler Years" book only goes up to 36 months.
  18. Apparently 3 is the age of "I'm going to act like an infant to raise your blood pressure."
  19. Trying to get it together to go to the grocery store. If I had a personal assistant this would totally be her job.
  20. @samantha_r not mine!