snackiepoo
- I just baked a cake without licking the beater. Or the bowl. Or the counter top where I spilled some.about 1 hour ago from twhirl
- Happy 4th of July! Happy Birthday to @MisterBritt ! Happy Birthday to mah girl, @karensugarpants !about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @hockeymandad Someone somewhere deserves one. Not you, of course. ;)about 13 hours ago from twhirl in reply to hockeymandad
- What a lovely night for a #cockpunch.about 13 hours ago from twhirl
- Back home and watching the last FNL in the series. Now what? Anyone know another good character-driven series on DVD for me to start?about 14 hours ago from twhirl
- ProTip: Always wash your fruit. I just saw a man in WalMart scratch his sack then touch the apples.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @missbritt Are you eating dinner with your family?about 19 hours ago from twhirl in reply to missbritt
- @melinor God that sounds good. Last night I was thinking about those salami/cream cheese/pepporcini roll up thingies...mmmm.about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to melinor
- ProTip: When more than 3 women have the same story about how you led them on? It's not them being crazy stalker bitches...it's you.about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
- In an effort to change the way I tweet, I may leave my iPhone home tomorrow night when we're drinking the fuck out of Florida.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
- @TSM_Oregon They'll still have pain killers but just different ones. It's the acetaminophen that is the real problem with vicodin, oddly.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to TSM_Oregon
- @missbritt So you're saying I should maybe change out of my tiara and pearls?about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to missbritt
- @ABombshell Men and women BOTH should be opening doors for you. Sigh...manners these days.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
- This will be the third day I've procrastinated grocery shopping. I'm about to eat my shoes.about 22 hours ago from twhirl
- @TSM_Oregon http://is.gd/1mv9Cabout 23 hours ago from twhirl in reply to TSM_Oregon
- Ladies and Gentleman, today the part of "tough love" will be played by me, Hilly Sue Frustrated Jones Carnes.8:54 AM Jul 3rd from twhirl
- @MsMegan I actually sorta wish there was really #moonfruit. I bet it would be tasty!8:13 AM Jul 3rd from twhirl in reply to MsMegan
- Poor Eminem...now that they're no longer making vicodin, he's going to have to change his rhymes quite a bit.7:57 AM Jul 3rd from twhirl
- New #moonfruit on Monday, and a firedance through the night. I stayed the cold day with a lonely satellite.7:22 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Fly me to the #moonfruit, let me sing among those stars. In other words, hold my hand. In other words...baby, kiss me.6:51 AM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
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- Name Hilly
- Location Orlando, FL
- Web http://www.snacki...
- Bio I've got a dirty mouth but I'm still a nice girl.
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