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  1. Some may say 1.5 lbs of bacon for two people is gluttonous. Two things to say to that: 1. Uncooked weight 2. Turducken 2:59 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  2. Got a $258 speeding ticket after I left the house 45 min late because I locked myself out. Was headed to work where I run a detention room. 12:24 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  3. @ejacqui that's what she said. 12:21 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to ejacqui
  4. So, what do I do now. A bit devastated honestly. 5:00 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  5. @drjonboyg there was no need to add "from my mother" 10:31 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to drjonboyg
  6. Is it me or is Hulu Desktop for Mac incapable of updating itself. I'm not sure it has succeeded even once. 5:34 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  7. @alysonenglish He has single handedly ruined my fantasy football season. 7:44 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to alysonenglish
  8. You have to be kidding me Jay Cutler. You have single handedly ruined my fantasy football year. 7:42 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  9. @philmontero I also see zero pressure from the front four and an unwillingness to stick with the run. 5:42 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to philmontero
  10. @philmontero It's more than the secondary at this point. It feels like a heartless team that just doesn't care rig (cont) http://tl.gd/slcl 4:45 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to philmontero
  11. "There is no emoticon for what I'm currently feeling!". #NYG 4:19 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  12. Infuriated. NYG lose again. Does it enrage anyone else when after a game like that players are smiling and laughing with the other team? 4:18 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  13. Cutler didn't screw me over his week in fantasy football, there's a first time for everything. I have a bad feelin (cont) http://tl.gd/sjid 1:13 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  14. @ejacqui If there was a PAPOJ I would join. (People against pulpy orange juice) 9:13 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to ejacqui
  15. @vafarmboy @kurt_o it only took them a week to find Liz's luggage.Truly unable to accept logical arguments. She did get a free toothbrush 9:10 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  16. @ejacqui Wouldn't that be more like chewing? Just the thought makes me want to spit it out and dump the rest down the drain. 9:07 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to ejacqui
  17. They sent home note w/ high school students: absences bc of flu wont count against them/don't need a dr. note. This will be interesting. 10:38 AM Nov 5th from web
  18. @dmoren you said "balls" and "crap" on TV. Nice job, well spoken, and dealt with those haters well. 4:38 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  19. You know I don't do this often: Ars Technica: Developers stealing from developers: an App Store tale http://arst.ch/9m3 7:11 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. Student's dropping like flies around here. Thinking of wearing a mask and spraying randomly with Lysol. 7:08 AM Nov 4th from web