smuttysteff
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My 5 minutes of lunges magically became 15 and I am terrified for the hurt that dawn brings.
less than 5 seconds ago
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@ @ LOL. I get all uppity about food smackdowns. ;)
18 minutes ago
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@ @ @ @ @ Not a bit.
23 minutes ago
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@ SWEET.
23 minutes ago
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@ I think @ nailed it: "suffocating shawl".
24 minutes ago
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@ ha!
24 minutes ago
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@ @ She can TRY. it's a Welsh shepherd's pie. Besides, I gots Swedish meatballs with sherry cream sauce.
25 minutes ago
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@ @ oh, if we're meeting up with the boys, I can bring samples of both candies. I'm trying to sell them!
29 minutes ago
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Watching captioning NOT done where I work:
"...Bought off to take a homicide wrap--"
Homicide WRAP? What, is it killer spicy?
43 minutes ago
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@ @ did you guys go to school together?
about 1 hour ago
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And then Steff's head exploded, and they knew one thing for certain: They did NOT have enough Mr. Clean for *this* job.
about 1 hour ago
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@ You're secretly still in grade 8, right?
about 1 hour ago
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'Cause I thought my speakers were blown but I have the same problem with my $150 monitor headphones I know are awesomely fine.
about 1 hour ago
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Oh, my. Okay, so I did NOT blow my speakers. Can a soundcard just up & die & start making everything crackly?
about 1 hour ago
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@ Not to worry!
about 1 hour ago
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@ Okay, I might be able to make something happen. :)
about 1 hour ago
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@ Excellent. Do it, get fat AND happy at the same time. Kinda multitasking I dig.
about 1 hour ago
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@ All right.In a couple weeks, you're on. I'm craving both. We'll see which one I hold out for. Ain't no fuckin Ikea meatballs.
about 1 hour ago
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I hate that the "in reply to" link is broken / not showing right now. I have no idea what reply-tweets are about.
about 1 hour ago
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.@ I *love* your new avatar. AWESOME.
about 1 hour ago
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- Name ScribeCalledSteff
- Location Vancouver, Canada
- Web http://www.smutan...
- Bio I tweet hard, fast, & often. I'm opinionated & swear CONSTANTLY. Don't like it? Don't follow. Otherwise: You'll take it & like it.
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