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  1. I look forward to E309 being but a memory.
  2. Toddler got finger stuck xbox memory slot.
  3. The nerdlet is rocking out to Weezer.
  4. Honestly, I just want to play Warcraft all day.
  5. Just in case anyone was wondering what coffee does to a toddler, it does pretty much what you'd think it might.
  6. Just caught the baby chugging cold coffee literally behind daddy's back.
  7. Sunburn.
  8. @maximalism Bros before hos
  9. Just had to tell my son not to lick the vacuum cleaner.
  10. @symlink Don't be ridiculous. Newborn poo isn't potable. We just used to clean with it.
  11. @symlink Oh, newborn poop is practically mountan spring water.
  12. @symlink yikes, bad timing
  13. Although Elliott seems to like her, I want to punch Nina on The Good Night Show.
  14. $55 for a pair of toddler shoes?! What the hell??
  15. Twitter is over capacity.
  16. ok seriously, where the hell have they put my husband?
  17. Bryan Adams knows what it means to *really* love a woman.
  18. Waiting nervously in waiting room unimproved by lite hits of 70s, 80s and 90s.
  19. The only thing keeping me going this week is Battlestar Galactica on Friday.
  20. Go go UrbanBaby engineers!