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Stephen Hawking is one of few people who can actually have a conversation with his dental hygenist during a cleaning.1:58 AM Oct 18thfrom UberTwitter
Pork and dangerous driving don't mix RT @lindagambino: quite possibly had the best ham sandwich of all time today while tailgating.8:32 PM Oct 10thfrom UberTwitter
Why people are stupid: you never see animals dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.2:40 PM Sep 3rdfrom TwitterBerry
Wood travels really slowly. That's why Ford discontinued the Flamingo 768 back in the 1700s.10:19 AM Sep 2ndfrom TwitterBerry
If you're still driving, you're probably in Tokyo. If you're driving in Tokyo, you're probably still.2:37 PM Sep 1stfrom TwitterBerry
"If you're interested in hiding the realities of our universe from mankind, don't put them over there." ~ Stephen Hawking #quote10:23 AM Aug 31stfrom TwitterBerry
