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  1. @macartney Welcome to Chicago... about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. The windows on the Q33 are so dirty as to be opaque. I travel by faith and faith alone. about 14 hours ago from txt
  3. Well that was one of those landings when vividly gristly images more than cross your mind. Still, in one piece. about 14 hours ago from txt
  4. The hardest part of packing, I find, is convincing myself that I do not, in fact, need to travel with a small library for the weekend. 7:34 PM Dec 21st from web
  5. Well, it turns out that I am more interested in Angela Lansbury than eating for the next month. 6:15 PM Dec 21st from web
  6. Making plans to grab lunch in Manhattan as I'm passing thru on my way to CT for the holidays makes me feel like the world's biggest jackass. 4:38 PM Dec 21st from web
  7. This Dr. Kildare-esque fellow was staring at me on the train and I wondered 1) Why is he staring? 2) How did I come up with Dr. Kildare? 4:25 PM Dec 21st from web
  8. This day is making me unbelievably glad my vacation starts tomorrow. Just got to stay on another two hours. 12:45 PM Dec 21st from Twitterrific
  9. Seeking to avoid informality when writing to my elders, I find myself often overshooting into something flowery and vaguely Victorian. 10:44 PM Dec 20th from web
  10. How suddenly I register I'm flying in 30 hours. Need to pack & see if I haven't blown my chance to get a ALNM ticket for Wednesday. 10:22 PM Dec 20th from web
  11. Can someone explain to me why the Water Tower Place security are dressed like park rangers? I feel like Yogi. 3:35 PM Dec 20th from txt
  12. "Now, listen, don't laugh. I can say 'fucking'..." http://stephenrettger.tumblr.com/post/292068889/some-choice-elaine-for-your-sunday 11:11 AM Dec 20th from web
  13. "when I first got to Northwesten I figured lots of girls wanted to have threesomes or they wanted me in their sorority." 10:02 PM Dec 19th from Twitterrific
  14. Chocolate mousse, Andre, good friends, wine and the Rachmaninoff Second. Mmm. 8:49 PM Dec 19th from Twitterrific
  15. Good thing I was recording Hoffmann so I don't have to regret that very satisfying little nap. Off to Whole Foods for dinner party prep. 1:53 PM Dec 19th from web
  16. Only in our kings games do you get the girls toasting mammograms, gay dudes toasting Kerri's boobs, and the gold lamé jumpsuit of shame. 11:45 PM Dec 18th from web
  17. @lgsav Eh, there's always running away to Chicago. We're kind of fun. 11:34 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to lgsav
  18. Well done, Steppenwolf publicity department. You gave me free beer, I probably will go see your show now. 6:16 PM Dec 17th from web
  19. Internet Crush should be a Thing, right? Cause it's definitely a thing. 2:00 PM Dec 17th from txt
  20. @jenny_an I'm definitely planning on going in January. Violetta Urmana is good in Verdi, so hopefully she does Puccini well too. 7:40 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to jenny_an