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  1. http://ping.fm/p/8GuSc - Good crowd for the Credibility Conversation event.
  2. Waiting for @lewishowes to do his hair. Then heading to the @CredConvo event.
  3. @HeatherJStrout Would have been cooler if I actually knew how to spell his name. I guess that means I'm officially old.
  4. @HeatherJStrout I think it's Farrell Williams.
  5. Getting ready to meet up with @lewishowes so we can carpool it up to Cleveland. Hope he likes hair metal.
  6. This may be the greatest invention since the wheel... a bacon lamp shade. Genius! http://bit.ly/2SiRRp
  7. @ScottMonty Make sure you wear this: http://bit.ly/n5dhC
  8. @edskimin You can make mine simple. Something like "husband, father, badass." That should cover it.
  9. Finishing up my deck for tomorrow's @CredConvo event in Cleveland with @lewishowes. http://bit.ly/2qxJK7
  10. @rockstarjen Thanks, Jennifer. The avatar is, unfortunately, will be the highlight of following me :D
  11. RT @mhoudeshell http://twitpic.com/ozvzn - Redneck air freshener. The gum won't stay put. Needs duct tape.
  12. http://ping.fm/p/d2PSG - Arrived at the office to find our balloon boy pumpkin leaking rancid juices on the carpet. Smell is beyond words.
  13. Listening to the Them Crooked Vultures album on YouTube. Badass! http://bit.ly/TCVonYouTube Preordering ASAP.
  14. New blog post: My video interview with Chip Midnight http://bit.ly/1PP557
  15. Every time Maddox (2) sees the Bud Light tailgate commercial with the dog wearing the condiment carrier, he screams, "Ooh, a puppy robot!"
  16. No matter how many games Cincinnati wins, they're still the Bengals. Universe will eventually correct this.
  17. Slow start for both Fantasy teams today. Kicker shouldn't be your leading scorer.
  18. RT @bpm140: Verizon's "Island of Misfit Toys" commercial is AWESOME.
  19. Windows open, Hives on the Squeezebox, getting ready for the Pats game.
  20. Configuring an old Linksys wireless router to serve as a 4-port ethernet switch in my office.