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  1. @galadarling Yoohoo, everything on the internet is public??! I'd better quit blogging about penny loafers & pajamas & chimps & children.
  2. @galadarling Yoohoo, that was me! Toooo much jesus juice last night....
  3. Yoohoo, Blanket can't real very well. I hope he filed out the ballot for "that guy" and not the devil...
  4. Had a late night of playing video games. Sent Blanket out to vote for me.
  5. What credit crisis? Picking up a new giraffe and ferris wheel today! Wheeeeeeee!
  6. Bubbles just dropped a million dollars in the shredder for fun. Time to call Bank of America for another loan! Hee!
  7. Ooh, financial crisis. Maybe I should return the $6 million solid gold cherub statue I just bought...maybe not!
  8. Can't decide if I should dress as Bubbles, Latoya or Elvis for Halloween. Tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum....
  9. Went to Janet's concert at Mandalay Bay last weekend. Had my fave lobster pyjamas pressed and starched for the occasion.
  10. @galadarling Yoohoo, it was me! Was on my way to teach Barry Manilow some new dance moves.
  11. Blanket is doing wheelies in my wheelchair again...time to hang him over the balcony.
  12. Time to buy a supersized black umbrella...jetting off to Bahrain in the morning! Yeeheeheeeee!
  13. Moonwalkin' to McDonalds. Heehee, Happy Meal time!
  14. @galadarling Yoohoo, want to moonwalk to the magic shop with me? I need to put a spell on Jermaine.
  15. Quincy came over for dinner. I poured him a glass of jesus juice and we talked about the good ol' days.
  16. @annie, are you okay? Are you okay, @annie?!
  17. @galadarling Yoohoo! 'I Wanna Rock With You' is a pretty good song too! Will you be my pretty young thing?
  18. Almost forgot. Must visit Latoya in the hospital tomorrow. The boa constrictor ruptured her implants. :(
  19. Where's Blanket?!!! He must've mistaken the laundry shoot for a slide again...
  20. Yoohooooo! If you need me, I'll be hiding in the Giving Tree.