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  1. @bermuda3angle At least I'm not some toothless, lame-o geographic anomaly!7:11 AM Jun 4th from twhirl in reply to bermuda3angle
  2. @hellobigfoot We should commiserate over a beer sometime! I'd suggest a mani/pedi day but I'm made of smoke and you're too manly.8:09 AM Jun 1st from web
  3. I <3 The Onion, but Lea Thompson? PLEASE. RT @theonion Smoke Monster From 'Lost' Given Own Primetime Spin-Off Series http://bit.ly/tmkWH7:49 AM May 29th from twhirl
  4. @LOST_fan Don't be racist! We can see the differences. Of course, ol' Uncle One Eye is easy to recognize. (Long story.)2:39 PM May 25th from twhirl
  5. Visiting my cousin Thom in Parisian catacombs. (Recenly promoted to Sr. Bone-Rattler.) Feels a lot like home, with better coffee.12:16 PM May 25th from twhirl
  6. @rock247music I got there just in time to watch the Cannes fancy-pants leave on private jets. Now visiting family in Parisian catacombs.11:42 AM May 25th from twhirl
  7. @iEthan I don't *have* to ingest people; I'd prefer sushi, to be honest. But sometimes it helps relieve the existential pain. Also: fun.11:40 AM May 25th from twhirl
  8. Just got off plane in Paris. (Vacation, mes amis!) Was stuck next to loud fat lady, aka in-flight meal. Not bad for airplane food.7:56 PM May 24th from twhirl
  9. @UFO_guy The nice part about being me is not having to explain myself--I just jump out of holes to eat people. ...What was the question?6:51 AM May 19th from twhirl in reply to UFO_guy
  10. @walrusmuse Better check the kitchen sink, too. Don't tell me you haven't noticed that rotten onion stench. #lazyhusband3:53 PM May 14th from twhirl in reply to walrusmuse
  11. Mmmmmm. Jacob barbecue. But dangit, left the marshmallows at home.8:06 PM May 13th from twhirl
  12. @deemanuk I'm mystified by this "O no, @smokemonster is gonna kill me" thing. I have a fine palette and am very choosy. Relax!11:26 AM May 6th from twhirl
  13. @mariaemilias Haven't killed any humans lately, but totally tore into a ham sandwich for lunch. Ran out of Dharma mayo, though. Bummer.10:06 AM May 6th from twhirl
  14. @joelmchale I'm NOT "gay for @aplusk" as alleged on @thesoup: http://is.gd/uSKJ. A Guild of Professional Monsters lawyer will be in touch.7:48 AM Apr 27th from twhirl
  15. @iEthan Yep, it's a pretty sweet job. Kinda lonely, though. Hey @jajajameson, you think domo kun & I could get past the language barrier?8:03 PM Apr 20th from twhirl
  16. @echostick Hmm, I remember throwing a Mr. Eko around, just for giggles. And maybe a twig with some mumbo-jumbo carved on it. But not you.7:47 PM Apr 20th from twhirl
  17. @petroica Thanks for the compliment. But why a surprise that I have a good sense of humor? I'm hoping for an SNL hosting gig one day!6:34 PM Apr 20th from twhirl
  18. @hugoreyes So you're familiar with my distant cousin Sarlacc? We haven't talked in years--bastard never returns my calls.7:02 PM Apr 15th from twhirl
  19. @benlinus Sorry, forgot to mention Alex was coming!7:01 PM Apr 8th from twhirl
  20. @4ToedStatue Hey, so, I'm having this party at my place. Just a small group, close friends, you might even know them. Wanna come?6:55 PM Apr 8th from twhirl