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  1. real estae poo pooed my idea of hooking my garage door up to the mains. Fried eastern european, hate them, love the smell
  2. @Dianor screw me, you wish
  3. digging car out to go buy food etc. I AM NOT A FUCKING PILGRIM
  4. @keithmcnally they suck arse, people only like them because they think if they dont it makes them uncultured. also that crap coverband oasis
  5. http://twitpic.com/um7d8 I am definately working from home today. The view from my bed
  6. Ok you fucking wogs I see no reason we aren't moving. I am yet to see a fucking pile up.wtf is going on
  7. Where the fuck is the traffic jam cause
  8. Jesus tonight could be a cold night drinking wine and eating chocolates on the side of the road like a menstruating prostitute
  9. Watching the traffic lights change like a spectator. Its like having a clock in the doctors office
  10. Fucking col play on the radio or wog folk music or fucking wog talkback. I may take my own life
  11. Fuck me its going to take hours to do a 10 min drive FML
  12. @lattaland why do i not doubt that
  13. its late, bed for real this time. Tomorrow hopefully the world will have died and i can start anew
  14. @thejamhole what 10 dollars
  15. @lattaland the fact you were interested as she just died makes you not just creepy but fucked up
  16. or at least "eeeh gringo"
  17. president of mexico says "the planes the planes" I will fucking die
  18. cant tell whether the leader of greenpeace is an abo or a curry muncher
  19. he called china others in the developing countries now gobbing off about poverty in china. STAY ON POINT YOU ANTIPODEAN TWAT
  20. australias emmision cuts may be 5% may be 25% MAY BE FUCK ALL, i am guessing fuck all. Come on Indonesia invade and kill these cunts