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  1. As Quentin Letts cracks one off about Germaine Greer's "loose-knickers", a nation asks: best Daily Mail headline ever? http://is.gd/4RNko
  2. @molesworth_1 no - on the Chateau Greenford Broadway! Is it wrong that, after a mere 2 weeks of seeing X-Factor, I'm rooting for Jedward?
  3. Because Cheryl sings in American, it's always a surprise to hear her speak in her normal voice. "Auf Wiedersehen X-Factor"
  4. Thanks for all the best wishes, folks. Feeling a little sad so off to look around the remains of the old Hanwell Asylum. Have a good one!
  5. Final Tavern Post: Last Orders at the Bar, Please: http://bit.ly/LmUYv
  6. Not easy to blog when a rabbit is attempting to take apart your front room.
  7. @CouncillorTudor [grin] Forever, I suspect. I'll still be on Twitter tho'.
  8. Shutting down the Tavern today. If anyone wants a gin and slim, they better get a move on!
  9. @bbcquestiontime I am not sure who the LAME comedian is, but both Reading MPs - one Lab one Tory - commute and have no second home.
  10. I might eat these: http://bit.ly/3iviJN
  11. @msgracefh it's November so practically Christmas (which is over at 6pm Christmas Eve)!
  12. Ah, Hollyoaks. The suburbia of the intellect [settles down with mulled wine and suitably "ironic" expression]
  13. 2nd day back at work and I'm already so stressed that 4pm found me brandishing a PCH sausage roll over my head like Hestletine with the mace
  14. George Monbiot. AAAARGH!
  15. @molesworth_1 it's incredible that some people have no redeeming features, isn't it?
  16. RT @paulwaugh: Aww, doesn't your heart bleed for Simon Mann? Poor guy was only plotting a coup in return for lots of wonga. Er....
  17. Anybody watching Simon Mann on #newsnight and thinking: what a penis?
  18. @michael__ellis no, the look of horror on his face as he put his foot in deeper and deeper was so hilarious I was laughing like a loon!
  19. @molesworth_1 not at all - it's a skill only a select few are born with!
  20. Mr Smith not thinking about the end of a sentence before he started it: "you've lost loads of weight in hospital. Your arse looks less ..."