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Today is Abe's 30th bday! So @ @ and Kyle's gf and I are taking him to D'land. Intrigued to go with a celeb comedian.
8:44 AM Dec 16th
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- Abe and Jocelyn are staying with us! Abe has been kind enough to label all our tea for us.
8:29 AM Dec 16th
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I went to three different Ralph's supermarkets yesterday. Jealous?
4:17 PM Dec 13th
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@ Thanks. You probably knew that, but that post was from three years ago.
4:16 PM Dec 13th
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But that seems unnecessarily abrasive for a post consisting mostly of honeymoon photos.
12:13 AM Dec 12th
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"robert wadlow was 8 foot 11 when he died you pasty white fucks" I had accidentally said he was almost 8 feet instead of almost 9
12:10 AM Dec 12th
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Normally I wouldn't delete comments on my blog but some guy wrote the following in the comments for a 3-year-old post about my anniversary:
12:09 AM Dec 12th
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Avatar's plot involves a search for an element called "Unobtanium"? Seriously? Why not "MacGuffium" or "Insulttheaudiencesintelligencium"?
6:40 PM Dec 11th
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@ Thanks for RTing the link!
5:14 PM Dec 10th
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I have actually written a blog entry! Wow! Spices That Could Also Be the Name of Shakesperean Characters
2:28 PM Dec 10th
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@ Amanda had a tough time with that, too. But we had to see the downside of Michael's childishness-- he's been too charming lately
9:32 AM Dec 4th
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@ what part are you mad about?
9:25 AM Dec 4th
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I'm signing up for a Christmas Club, so I can use it to beat those little girls in the Gap commercial to death.
7:36 PM Dec 2nd
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Okay, Scrabble, why ISN'T there a comparative form of every color? If something can be redder or blacker, why can't it be "pucer"?
9:25 AM Dec 1st
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"Isn't funny how I look like Don King in the morning?"
11:37 AM Nov 29th
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Watching Forrest Gump for the first time in years. Hokeyness, contrivedness, weird racial/sexual politics and all ... dammit, it still works
8:45 PM Nov 28th
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2) Why is Cameron walking around Chicago in a Red Wings jersey? Does he WANT to get his ass kicked?
3:09 PM Nov 27th
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1) It's May. Ferris doesn't know what college he's going to? I'd assumed 2nd-semester senioritis, but he mentions getting grades for college
3:08 PM Nov 27th
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Watching Ferris Bueller on Comedy Central. Two questions.
3:05 PM Nov 27th
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@ Thanks, but, I assure you, you didn't miss much.
10:04 AM Nov 27th
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- Name Noah Smith
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://baggypants...
- Bio Noah Smith is a writer ... or something.
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