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If it weren't for inane dialog, this would be a silent movie.
7:30 PM Dec 12th
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And, of course, the fate of the heroes depends on Shaq making a basket. Who'd have seen that coming?
1:06 PM Dec 12th
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You haven't lived until you've seen Shaq play live-action Frogger with a bad guy in a rail yard.
12:04 PM Dec 12th
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As a basketball player, Shaq is very, very good. As an actor, Shaq is very, very... tall.
11:46 AM Dec 12th
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"2020 Texas Gladiators" has one jawdropping "I can't believe they went there" moment. It made us ask, "how?"
1:20 AM Dec 6th
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Speargun suicide! "Amsterblam!"
6:42 PM Nov 24th
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Evil psychiatrist looks too smooth to be the killer. "Amsterbland!"
6:38 PM Nov 24th
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Detective's love interest is in peril! "Amsterdamsel!"
6:30 PM Nov 24th
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Having a tiny little glass of sherry. An "Amsterdram!"
6:28 PM Nov 24th
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Awesome boat chase through canal, ending in a huge crash & explosion. "Amsterammed!"
6:26 PM Nov 24th
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Interrogation in a darkened room. "Amsterdimmed!"
5:59 PM Nov 24th
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Ooh. Salvation Army lady is looting her own poorbox near the canal. She's "Amsterdoomed!"
5:39 PM Nov 24th
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Bodies are turning up all over the canals. "Amsterdumped!"
5:21 PM Nov 24th
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The killer IS a guy in SCUBA gear! We thought it was some kind of aquatic monster.
5:04 PM Nov 24th
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Scuba diving in the canals? "Amsterdamp!"
4:56 PM Nov 24th
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Movie for tonight: "Amsterdamned!"
4:53 PM Nov 24th
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Dinner and a Smithee at ! Tonight! Right now actually...
2:38 PM Nov 21st
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wow ...
1:30 AM Nov 17th
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backwater Mississauga, specifically
12:39 AM Nov 17th
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They needed to get away from civilization ... so they went to Canada!
12:09 AM Nov 17th
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- Name Smithee Awards
- Location Behind you.
- Web http://smithee_aw...
- Bio An audience-participation bad movie ceremony. Unhealthy snacks optional.
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