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  1. By all means, Internet Explorer, carry on. Being the most stable version ever must mean you only crash 19 times a day, as opposed to 20. about 1 hour ago from txt
  2. My paycheck this week is exactly the same as my last one. To the penny. Is this possible? Only in theory. I call manager shenanigans. about 23 hours ago from txt
  3. @ebertchicago 2012 just reassured us that, if John Cusack is going to be the world's hope, maybe dying is not so bad after all. 8:11 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to ebertchicago
  4. @ebertchicago Transformers 2 was pure bubblegum...chewed briefly, then spit out and forgotten. 8:09 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to ebertchicago
  5. @ebertchicago My sister! My daughter! My mother! 7:45 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ebertchicago
  6. @amber_piers Trying to kick that nasty hobbit, are ya? 4:28 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to amber_piers
  7. John Travolta and Robin Williams...together, in a Disney film? Oh boy, where do I sign up?!? 12:38 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Lately my texts from work haven't made it to my Facebook or Twitter accounts. You have no idea of the brilliance you're missing. 1:20 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. @BIGMOMMAPRODS By God, after Friday's show, Bobo has earned that Inno. 12:40 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to BIGMOMMAPRODS
  10. @JimNorton By God, after Friday's show, Bobo has earned that Inno. 12:37 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to JimNorton
  11. @AnthonyCumia By God, after Friday's show, Bobo has earned that Inno. 12:35 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to AnthonyCumia
  12. @OpieRadio By God, after Friday's show, Bobo has earned that Inno. 12:33 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to OpieRadio
  13. @erockradio By God, after Friday's show, Bobo has earned that Inno. 12:32 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to erockradio
  14. @notsam By God, after Friday's show, Bobo has earned that Inno. 12:31 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to notsam
  15. http://bigassradio.blogspot... The historic 25th episode of Smitecast! It's a clip-show spectacular! 1:57 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. Wow. Oprah's going to be out of work in 2 years. I hope she's going to be okay. I worry that a billion dollars isn't enough to get by on. 11:11 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. I get it now. I'm gonna write a series of books about teenage zombies who keep going to high school and fall in love. I'll make millions. 11:05 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. The new Jack in the Box slogan apparently is "Eat it. Anytime." I whole-heartedly endorse this philosophy. Eat it, America! 3:49 PM Nov 18th from txt
  19. Out of concern for children's health, the Cookie Monster apparently no longer eats cookies. The monster at the end of Grover's book is us. 3:46 PM Nov 18th from txt
  20. Ty Webb had thousands in unwanted and uncashed checks lying around his house...why didn't *he* pay for Danny Noonan's college education? 3:29 PM Nov 18th from txt