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  1. Seriously, they kept that one over her?! Stupid, stupid choice. So displeased. 7:27 PM Nov 18th from txt
  2. Won't name names in case of spoiling West Coasters, but re: the girl cut on SYTYCD: Nooooo! Sad now. Need Glee to cheer me up. 7:23 PM Nov 18th from txt
  3. Need a gift idea for person who has everything? Bet they don't have a boob scarf. You're welcome. (Imitation boobs NSFW.) http://bit.ly/wC8h 5:39 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  4. Why can't I ever remember to bring a book when I'm going to be waiting around? Phooey! 7:36 AM Nov 2nd from txt
  5. Just saw 'A Serious Man'. A few funny bits, but felt like 5 painful hours long. Was my idea, so Husband hates me now. 2:38 PM Oct 31st from txt
  6. Dear Santa: I need a Droid - of the Verizon+Google variety. In the meantime, I'll be over here drooling. 5:51 AM Oct 30th from web
  7. Call me cheap, but I really think $99,999 is a bit too much for a Thermos. http://bit.ly/sGhaR 9:51 PM Oct 24th from Brizzly
  8. @finslippy Did you know he's going to be on "General Hospital"? He's branching out all over the place. 6:50 PM Oct 24th from Brizzly in reply to finslippy
  9. @nonnymouse I surmise a correlation between A) acting like that, B) having no shame about acting like that, & C) burning desire to be on TV 6:23 AM Oct 23rd from Brizzly in reply to nonnymouse
  10. It CANNOT be only 2pm. Unpossible. And staring at CHKDSK screen doesn't make time go any faster. 11:12 AM Oct 21st from txt
  11. @mindi_scott Yay! 9:40 PM Oct 18th from Echofon in reply to mindi_scott
  12. @katherinesmith Hmmm... I'm going with the Sofft. 7:40 PM Oct 18th from Echofon in reply to katherinesmith
  13. If women wearing those saw a man w/ a penis pendant, would they think, "Aw, he's celebrating his own beauty"? Doubt it. http://bit.ly/14vHtt 11:29 PM Oct 17th from Brizzly
  14. Sorry, vulva necklaces. Vagina necklace wouldn't be so... obvious, I guess. 11:16 PM Oct 17th from Echofon
  15. Vagina necklaces. For the person who has everything? http://bit.ly/14vHtt 11:11 PM Oct 17th from Echofon
  16. A note to a muscle in my right calf: Why do you keep twitching?! STOP TWITCHING. 6:56 PM Oct 17th from Brizzly
  17. @noirbettie Currently 44 with a low of 36. May be a rain/snow mix tonight and/or tomorrow. Jealous? 4:50 PM Oct 17th from Brizzly in reply to noirbettie
  18. @noirbettie Me too. But now I use this: http://www.amazon.com/wishl... . Could make separate wishlists for each catalog. 1:10 PM Sep 26th from Brizzly in reply to noirbettie
  19. Crazy man outside mall asked me, "Where are your freckles, hon?" Dunno, crazy man, I guess I misplaced them. 3:30 PM Sep 23rd from txt
  20. RT @shitmydadsays: "Sometimes life leaves a [$100] bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you." 10:49 AM Sep 19th from Brizzly