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  1. OMG Cake! http://yfrog.com/3le2xij about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @lmorchard I totally wackyparsed that as "Chess Piece Face". 5:04 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to lmorchard
  3. In art, context is everything. You have to be thirtysomething and have a daughter to really *get* Tori's "Ribbons Undone". 11:58 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  4. Placing this Cold Stone Creamery next to the Dinner A'Fare is bad for my waistline. 1:44 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  5. Time to hang the shutters! #1stdraftdunkindonutsslogans 9:24 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. @hotdogsladies cf. Ben Folds' "There's Always Someone Cooler Than You" 9:21 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
  7. @verveguy Regarding my post: there's got to be a 12-step group for it. 9:20 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to verveguy
  8. Jaq: furniture tester. #fb http://yfrog.com/3g1xwj 6:29 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  9. Tapatío!!! 3:35 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. Death+. 2:58 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  11. New Sprocket: Please Keep Telling Me This Until I Understand It. http://is.gd/528j6 2:38 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  12. Apathy. 12:22 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  13. @dawnrazor boo! 12:15 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to dawnrazor
  14. @hotdogsladies Showbiz pizza. Wow. 12:14 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
  15. @siracusa My wife is going out with Edward tonight. Count me in. 7:33 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to siracusa
  16. You know what? That's what. 5:18 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  17. @snoopdave After eight years of Not Doing Java, jumped into Maven and Apache CXF+Camel+ActiveMQ+Servicemix. I hate to admit I like it. 8:19 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to snoopdave
  18. TEABAGGERS PROTESTIN IN RALEIGH LOL 8:12 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  19. is the patient boy. #fugazi 6:04 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  20. Dear Nancy Grace: STFU. Love, Scott 7:08 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
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