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  1. Placing this Cold Stone Creamery next to the Dinner A'Fare is bad for my waistline. 1:44 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  2. Time to hang the shutters! #1stdraftdunkindonutsslogans 9:24 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  3. @hotdogsladies cf. Ben Folds' "There's Always Someone Cooler Than You" 9:21 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
  4. @verveguy Regarding my post: there's got to be a 12-step group for it. 9:20 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to verveguy
  5. Jaq: furniture tester. #fb http://yfrog.com/3g1xwj 6:29 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. Tapatío!!! 3:35 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  7. Death+. 2:58 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  8. New Sprocket: Please Keep Telling Me This Until I Understand It. http://is.gd/528j6 2:38 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  9. Apathy. 12:22 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. @dawnrazor boo! 12:15 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to dawnrazor
  11. @hotdogsladies Showbiz pizza. Wow. 12:14 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
  12. @siracusa My wife is going out with Edward tonight. Count me in. 7:33 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to siracusa
  13. You know what? That's what. 5:18 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  14. @snoopdave After eight years of Not Doing Java, jumped into Maven and Apache CXF+Camel+ActiveMQ+Servicemix. I hate to admit I like it. 8:19 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to snoopdave
  15. TEABAGGERS PROTESTIN IN RALEIGH LOL 8:12 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  16. is the patient boy. #fugazi 6:04 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  17. Dear Nancy Grace: STFU. Love, Scott 7:08 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  18. is a proud member of the five percent nation of Casiotone. #fb 2:23 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  19. Happy birthday,@neilhimself. 5:51 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  20. I'd wager that this coffee pot has never been cleaned. http://yfrog.com/5ehx2j 5:47 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
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