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Working from home. Turning Twitter off.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
@mandarin I do believe that gem belongs on http://www.engrish.com/11:48 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to mandarin
Heading from "bed" to bed.11:46 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Sad, but true: awoke on the couch only to see an episode of Forensic Files covering a murder in my hometown (Charlotte, NC) #LOFNOTC11:40 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@gruber I've only had the 60- and 90-minute Dogfish Head IPAs. I've heard the 120-minute is an "all-day" kind of beer.7:35 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to gruber
@dawnrazor Too *large*! Didn't see that coming. And I don't suppose they can fix the leak?2:35 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@doctre My work involves supporting a buncha old dev targets from the Clinton administration, evidently. Don't get me started on SCO OSR5.2:10 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@anildash "Multiple competing product lines" is well covered in _In Search for Stupidity_. http://is.gd/1tUmj (highly recommended)2:09 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to anildash
@snoopdave Not so fast -- this looks like it's been already debunked. http://is.gd/1tWfD2:05 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to snoopdave
"People" fail at using quotation marks: http://is.gd/1tUcn. My favorite: http://is.gd/1tUco1:26 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Yes, Virginia, there is a worse target for compiling svn on: SCO OpenServer.12:47 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Jaq of @gusgusjaq does kittyporn in his sleep http://twitter.com/gusgusja...11:51 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Compiling svn 1.6.3 for AIX 5.2/PPC and openly weeping.10:06 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Upside of working from home: it's nice enough to work on the screened-in porch.9:06 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@smalljones A: Yes. http://bit.ly/b1IQc8:58 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to smalljones
Duke Nukem's Disease is no laughing matter. http://bit.ly/ajYmH4:44 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
.@textism Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or webcockery.2:51 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to textism
hey! hey! heeey! http://bit.ly/aCedw (via @codinghorror)2:44 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Thanks to favstar.fm, I now know just how unfunny I am. http://favstar.fm/users/smerp8:10 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
Spent the last half hour trying to find Jaq of @gusgusjaq. Seems he escaped the house at some point. He was on the back deck just chillin'.7:25 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie

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