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  1. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. But if you want people to notice, it helps to do it w/ a beautiful woman.
  2. Turns out chicken soup for the belly is itself chicken soup for the soul.
  3. I thought money and I had a healthy relationship, but now it seems we're having a trial separation.
  4. The unexamined belief is not worth believing. Unexaminable beliefs are more worthless still.
  5. "Shattering your self-esteem with high-end retail signage." Advertising in truth. http://twitpic.com/n3bh9
  6. Flowers are plants' way of making love to the world.
  7. @drshow It was Lao Tzu, Diane, who said to "teach a man to fish," NOT the Bible.
  8. "Feminism is the radical notion that ladies is pimps too." -- Jay-Z/Cheris Kramarae
  9. When the urge to dance defeats the urge to fight, civilization wins.
  10. It takes less effort now to do things the right way than it will later to correct their having been done the wrong way.
  11. The Perfect God has no needs, & can make everything from nothing, effortlessly. Voilá: universe -- & the Perfect God NEED NOT exist.
  12. Coppola's TETRO blows Inglourious Basterds out of the theater.
  13. All the really fun things are scary at first.
  14. If you care about living creatures, please watch the important film THE COVE. *****
  15. Lights out, DJ AM. Goodnight.
  16. As you approach infinity, all things tend toward deletion.
  17. The Hurt Locker by Kathryn Bigelow is an intense, important, paradigm-exploding film!
  18. Nothing's obvious, until it is.
  19. The best thing about French music is the general frenchiness... which incidentally is the worst thing about French films. Je ne sais quoi!
  20. To characterize Transformers 2 as vulgar and stupid would prove unconscionably eleemosynary.