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  1. To characterize Transformers 2 as vulgar and stupid would prove unconscionably eleemosynary.
  2. Michael Jackson would be moonwalking in heaven ... if only he hadn't been so BAD.
  3. The main problem with perfectionism is it takes approximately forever. Who has that kind of time?
  4. An excess of moderation is almost as bad as too little.
  5. Repetition betrays a deficit of ideas. Sometimes a lack of innovation masquerades as "consistency". I'd rather be sporadically promethean.
  6. I'd tweet that.
  7. The lull of the crowd before the main act smells like sacrament bread.
  8. Niceness can't fix wrongness.
  9. Pre-Pres Commencement commencing... http://twitpic.com/54dhu
  10. Perhaps no room is more aptly named than the waiting one.
  11. It ain't for everyone; if you think you're "twittering", no tweets for you, twit.
  12. I shall enjoy the In-N-Out animal style burger, well fries, and neopol shake. Secret menu food is better, shhh!
  13. Why tweet when you can twat?
  14. No self-respecting trekker calls himself a trekkie. This goes for her-selfs too. Loved the film! ****
  15. The later the hour, the better bad food tastes.
  16. Fat Tuesdays bring flat Wednesdays.
  17. "The illusion of effortlessness requires a great deal of effort, indeed." Conversations with Other Women
  18. The Preacher tells us: Everything comes from something else. I'm pretty sure he didn't make that up.
  19. Obama gave help to one, and the Repubs were thronging today for "free this & that" -- how you wanna say he ain't like Jesus?
  20. snickelfritz: a mischievous male child. I know I am, but what are you?