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  1. Can't believe #rihannasforehead has been trending all day. People can be vicious..especially all the people that live on #rihannasforehead.
  2. @azizansari - two tweets in a row with the word "swan" in them. Nice job.
  3. The fatass next 2 my face (from a 2006 Mets game) on my twitter blog just won the NJ gov race: http://bit.ly/2bjNJ (really him)
  4. @SarahKSilverman - when will you officially, fully transition?
  5. This "lists" thing is a bunch of overhyped bullshit. OH MY GOD!! U CAN PUT THE PEOPLE U FOLLOW INTO LISTS!! UNBELIEVABLE!!
  6. @ProAss if by joystick you mean your mom's 14" vibrator, yes (and no, not for me, for her. She enjoys a little friendly assistance).
  7. @ProAss but I blame my drunk, whore of a mother for having a boyfriend who let me use it ;)
  8. River Raid - Atari 5200 #classicgames
  9. #mymomsaid "Fuck the Mexicans. All they do is take our jobs" (I guess my mom wants to be a busboy). & she wonders why I don't speak to her.
  10. #mymomsaid "if she has big hips, she has a big vagina!". She really said that. And people wonder why I am the way I am...
  11. I didn't mean to turn you on: http://bit.ly/x164j
  12. Beat Cancer! And by cancer I mean children. #beatcancer
  13. @CornMonger Yes, those little fuckers. I think they do it on purpose just to piss me off.
  14. @MrBhaven if I burn at a @sspu show, I'll consider it a good ending to whatever this mess is. Just make sure you buy the shirt about it ;)
  15. @danheinz I'm only going there for the @sspu and the one legged tranny dog molesting hookers. Ok and the donuts dipped in Colt 45.
  16. @danheinz not to mention Drew completely sold out to become host of TPIR.
  17. @DrewFromTV not going as well as you thought, huh?
  18. Watching MNF, wondering how many racists are pissed they are doing everything with a Hispanic Heritage slant and hoping they are miserable.
  19. Song from one of my current fav bands: http://bit.ly/b8sP (not a big fan of the video, though) #MusicMonday
  20. I wonder if black people ever accidentally do the white man's overbite while dancing, then quickly try to hide it?