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  1. Message for 2009: People who live in log cabins shouldn't throw cigarettes.
  2. Dear Emo's doormen, you are not legends, you are lumpy losers!
  3. When will public drinking fountains become a bad memory? They are thirst quenching germ baths. Sick.
  4. When my Thigh Master started fighting back...
  5. It's a Coinstar day, kids. We're going to Wendy's!
  6. Wash your hands after eating AND snacking.
  7. Pound by pound she caked it on, making mohawks and mullets with each slick re-gelling.
  8. Hate cars, love car talk.
  9. Toto put 7lbs of L.A. Looks in her hair last nite and slept on it. It smells like a slaughter house.
  10. There are Bebe bras under my bed!
  11. Take me to Shy Girl Palace please.
  12. Monster Energy Drink; I don't want to drink something out of a can that looks like a bomb.
  13. I just hacked into Jimmy Carter's Twitter account. Weird.
  14. Who needs pets when you have a mullet.
  15. Frump it or dump it; wardrobe bitch talk 2009.
  16. Little Italy- you can smell the diabetes.
  17. Bacon Weave, the stylin snack.
  18. Don't be such a diaper rash.
  19. Meat cookies for everyone!
  20. If my metal hair smells like a rave, should I be worried?