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  1. @michaelianblack what's the use in having a pussy, if it doesn't smell like tracy morgan's cock?!!??! about 9 hours ago from web in reply to michaelianblack
  2. @CaelestisF i know! my pussy is cowering from all the confusion. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to CaelestisF
  3. @CaelestisF she's fishy. and not just cuz she eats snatch. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to CaelestisF
  4. @CaelestisF some weird shit goin on with that bitch. weird weird. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to CaelestisF
  5. @HEYNOW217 lol. what song?! HAHA about 20 hours ago from web in reply to HEYNOW217
  6. @CaelestisF Thousands of Slapped Asses! 5:07 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to CaelestisF
  7. @CaelestisF I am on phone with Feima. She says TSA = Thousands Standing Around............. 5:04 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to CaelestisF
  8. @CaelestisF er. swain sisters. hahaha they are not twins. doh. 3:38 PM Jan 3rd from web
  9. @CaelestisF one of my exes used to party with the swain twins, like 10 years ago. they bummed lots of ciggs and extacy tabs. 3:30 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to CaelestisF
  10. RT @insanity_wolf: WALK IN ON PARENTS HAVING SEX? PROPOSE A THREESOME. 3:16 PM Jan 3rd from web
  11. RT @insanity_wolf: HEAR SCISSOR SISTERS ON THE RADIO? CUT OFF OWN DICK AND MAIL TO RADIO STATION IN IN PROTEST. 2:58 PM Jan 3rd from web
  12. @paulowolves he is tw@. 1:28 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to paulowolves
  13. @IAmMikey Oh yeah! thems are skrimps! 1:14 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to IAmMikey
  14. @IAmMikey wow. them skrimps look lots like tater tots. are you sure you ain't been duped? 1:13 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to IAmMikey
  15. @CaelestisF hm. I should change mine to @vaginagoessquishwhendropped79 hahaha 1:00 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to CaelestisF
  16. @IAmMikey do i see... tator tots?!!?!? 12:20 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to IAmMikey
  17. #nowplaying Robert De Niro's Waiting - Bananarama 12:30 AM Jan 3rd from web
  18. #nowplaying all tomorrow's parties, The Velvet Underground 12:18 AM Jan 3rd from web
  19. RT @nigelhotdogg: Glenn Beck listens to Muse? yet another reason to hate them. 10:59 PM Jan 2nd from web
  20. RT @ladygaga: Hmmmmm...I wonder if ill score tonight 10:44 PM Jan 2nd from web