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  1. On my way to Alcatraz for the night tour. about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  2. @Duff well, you DID have 97 beers last night, if rumor is to be believed. about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Duff
  3. Yay! Audio interview with World Boxing Hall of Famer Lucia Rijker http://bit.ly/8lJ3sk about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. It is very cold, dark and rainy right now. Do not want. 4:58 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  5. Bacon jam! 2:22 PM Dec 26th from UberTwitter
  6. oh my god so many dishes 12:30 PM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  7. on a related note, looks like none my Big Black albums are digital & I'll have to rebuy them. Anyone know if Steve gets paid from that? 1:27 AM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  8. My favorite xmas carol is Dead Billy by Big Black! http://bit.ly/53pNj4 Okay, maybe not the best xmas carol, but it's still a great song. 1:22 AM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  9. Ah, xmas is over. IT'S THE BEST PART OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. That and the seltzer machine. 8:55 PM Dec 25th from TwitterGadget
  10. RT @joeljohnson: The real spirit of Christmas is getting high and singing both parts of "Endless Love" to your dog. 12:38 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  11. It's good to have Digit around so I don't have to be the biggest xmas asshole. 10:41 AM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  12. Yes. I am truly in the holiday spirit. http://bit.ly/5zMl0e 8:44 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  13. Imagine Christmas wishes, shooting out of your eyes... 6:36 PM Dec 24th from TwitterGadget
  14. @EsElQueso why would you do that to yourself? And where did you go before Ikea opened? Super K? 4:33 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to EsElQueso
  15. this is going to sound crazy, but I think I may have had too much coffee 2:29 PM Dec 24th from TwitterGadget
  16. look out, santa's comin' down yer chimney http://tinyurl.com/yaypkyg 1:44 PM Dec 24th from TwitterGadget
  17. Ho ho ho http://tinyurl.com/ylx8c68 12:08 PM Dec 24th from TwitterGadget
  18. @marthaflynn Me! Me! 9:32 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to marthaflynn
  19. Next up - congress ends hunger by making it illegal not to buy food. 8:36 AM Dec 24th from TwitterGadget
  20. @jizlee I find the idea of attempting "slut shaming" with you to be highly amusing. 12:57 PM Dec 23rd from TwitterGadget in reply to jizlee
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