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  1. There should be a Mythbusters detailing how badly you'd get hurt if all the things done to the bad guys in "Home Alone" happened to you.
  2. @rachelnator I saw Shoji when I was 13!! You don't even have to see him play, it's worth it for the creepy museum & ornate bathrooms.
  3. What would you do if you saw spaceships over Glasgow?
  4. Incredible: this guy turned his garage into a vintage first class Pan Am cabin! http://bit.ly/29xoh8
  5. Chef at Benihana pointed at salt shaker on table & said, "low sodium". Then he held it over his head & said, "high sodium!". I NaCloled.
  6. My #1 trivia rival from St. Louis - who I beat 70% of the time - showed up on Jeopardy yesterday. AND FINISHED WITH $0! Ha ha ha ha ha.
  7. @lnb I KNOW. I wanted hot stove and got navel-gaze.
  8. I am undoubtedly the only person in the McCarran planespotting lot under the age of 55 #ihaveoldpersonhobbies
  9. 24 people turned out for ZapposDev Bacon-Bacon Friday. Our waiter is doing a bad job of hiding his panic in the face of bacon-starved nerds.
  10. @MatthewHLeach I read the book last year and really enjoyed it, but I agree that the movie looks abysmal.
  11. The ads for The Blind Side on Google Reader make it look like Sandra Bullock is stalking a black teenager w/Andre the Giant disease.
  12. @rachelnator oh my GOD. I can't stop watching it.
  13. @gumper23 I love that song.
  14. I treat buffets much like Tony LaRussa treats the Cardinals - I eat too many side dishes and will never bat dessert last in the lineup.
  15. @fluidlikewater @teeves that was the single worst Elvis I have ever seen, then!
  16. Definitely just saw a dude in a leisure suit and afro wig sign-twirling on Pecos & Pebble for "A Gentle Cleanse" colonics. Vegas!
  17. Whoa - Brian Eno wrote the start-up sound for Windows 95? How did I not know this already? http://bit.ly/1ipmNU
  18. http://twitpic.com/ofvjz -
  19. Zappos Finance just came through Dev to give throw candy & fake snowflakes - we all look like the "before" of a Head & Shoulders commercial.
  20. I HATE when announcers say "he's one triple away from the cycle." It's like saying you're one girl away from a threesome: mostly unlikely.